*theoffice

Oreo: Yes well she has three companies after her so keep that in mind when writing up your offer.
Mom: Who are you talking to Oreo?
Oreo: A publishing company mom. They’re interested in contracting you. I’m negotiating the offer.
Mom: Oh! That’s fantastic Oreo! But who are the three other companies after me?
Oreo: Those three that you’re always getting mail from mom…The electric company, the phone company and the internets company.