*shizz

If you ship joshler then great, do you. Read/write fanfiction, freak out over small things that they do, make edits, all that shizz. That’s all just good fun, and it’s no harm to anyone. But do not, do not, shove it in their faces. Do not freak out in the comments if it’s their own account. What might be funny to them now could annoy them later on. I know that they’re chill and all, but I think anyone would be annoyed if a bunch of people freaked out when you touched your best friend’s shoulder or something. That might cause them to be wary of how they act around each other because they don’t want people to focus on that instead of what they’re saying. So please, just keep it to yourselves. Shipping is supposed to be for fun. It’s not something you should use to aggravate people.

92 truths

Shoutout to erza-loves-cakes, who tagged me. I love you dani :’)


What was your:
Last drink:
  water lolz I drank juvia
Last phone call:  WITH DADDY
Last text message:  I SENT MY LAST TEXT LIKE TWO MONTHS AGO
Last song you listened to: “RADIOACTIVE” by imagine DRAGONS OMG??????
Last time you cried:  If we’re talking about legitimate reason then I cried three months ago, but if we’re talking about some stupid shizz reason then it’s two minutes ago

Have you ever:
Dated someone twice:
 who said I dated before :-)
Been cheated on: ON GRADES YES DAMN
Kissed someone and regretted it: I kissed my dog when I was three and got the cooties *cries*
Lost someone special: Grandparents :( And my Natsu poster /crie
Been depressed: :’) Yes.
Been drunk and thrown up: I got drunk by eating a ton of grapes but didn’t throw up lol
List 3 favorite colors: Blue, Gray and Red!


In the last year have you:
made a new friend:
 I made like twenty in real life and fifty in tumblr… if not a hundred 
Fallen out of love: Well I try >:)                                           
Laughed until you cried: OOOOOOOOOOH A LOT OMG HAHAHAHAHA
 Met someone who changed you: Uh
Found who your true friends are: Yes :) It’s been a year since I last saw her tho
Found out someone was talking about you: I have lots of ex-besties :’) we luv each other like anyone could luv ichiya 
Kissed anyone on you fb list: HWAT


General:
Do you have any pets: does spiders on ceilings count
Do you want to change your name: nah, me is ok with it
What did you do for your last b-day party: HAD A HAIRCUT AND WENT TO SCHOOL TO ENROLL THEN WENT TO SLEEP
What time did you wake up today: 8 am lols  
What were you doing last night at midnight: TRYING TO NOT PISS FROM READING MIRAI NIKKI LIGHTS OFF IN COMPLETE SILENCE
Name something you cannot wait for: FAIRY TAIL AND GRUVIA’S CANONIZATION
Last time you saw your mom: A few hours ago :-] mummy
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my grade school antics omg
What are you listening to rn: TAYLOR SWIFT AND IMAGINE DRAGONS HAHHHSHSHHXCGN DIOCFJ;DKLS;;
Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nawp
What’s getting on your nerves rn: MY SUMMER IS GETTING OVER SOON AUUGH I HATE SCHOOL
Blood type: B????????????????????????????????????? WHATEVER THEY CALL THE ROYAL ONE OMG XD
Nickname: CHESKA CHESSIE CHEESECAKE AND SHITS
Relationship status: noot noot married to karma akabane and engaged to natsu dragneel noot
Zodiac sign: sometimes it’s Aries but sometimes Taurus?? Being born on a 20th day is weird
Pronouns: She/Her/me lolz
Favorite TV shows:  I don’t watch tv except for news and anime
College:  I’m still in high school hun :’)
Hair color: black yuuuz
Long or short: medium? It’s pretty much like futaba’s (ao haru ride) but black 
Height: 5 FEET TALL YOU DO NOT 
Do you have a crush on someone: ft people ofc
What do you like about yourself: my mouth lolz I speak lots of shit
Tattoos: I wish!
Right or left handed: Right
First surgery: nope >:)
Piercings: do we count the one for earrings?
First best friend: I luv her to the moon and back :’)
First sports you joined: r u kiddin LOOOOOOOL but is eating counted as a sport? No? I did taekwondo for a while >:)
First vacation: I wasn’t sane yet then
First pair of sneakers (trainers): CHUCKS FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rn:
Eating: 
fries and/or cotton candy :’)
Drinking: juvia. Don’t ask.
I’m about to: procrastinate again and crie
Waiting for: some miracle to happen
Want kids: mmm someday
Get married: yeah sure whaetvs
Career: me is still a careless high school punk


Which is better:
Lips or eyes:
 eyes? Am I gonna gouge em out or
Hugs or kisses: I kiss my food and hug my pillow and cry
Shorter or taller: Taller????????
Older or younger: older????????????
Romantic or spontaneous: SPONTANTANE  — ok  u lost me tnx
Nose, stomach or nice arms: just look at gray fullbuster and determine the answer by yourself :’) sting eucliffe or lyon vastia works too
Hookup or relationship: Relationship???????????????????????? IDK I’M A KiD?????????????
Troublemaker or hesitant: TROUBLEMAKER YESSSSSSSSS


Have you ever:
Kissed a stranger:
 WHAAAAAAT HAHAHAHA
Drank hard liquor: no
Lost glasses/contact lenses: I USED TO BREAK MY GLASSES EVERY TWO WEEKS HAHA… Hahaha.
Had sex on the first date:  let’s laugh together man vv
Broke someone’s heart: oh yes a lot
Turned someone down: i’ve done it thrice this year so far
Cried when someone died: REINA YOU BITCH
Fallen for a friend: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO


Do you believe in:
Yourself:
 :’) I crie
Miracles: I have to man
Love at first sight: yes because it happened to be. Sucks balls tho
Heaven: god is my center
Santa Claus: we’re buds
Kiss at first date: who said I was getting laid

NOW I TAG: freedjustined wendychuu nothingbutwordsstuff spiritwolfsong warriorsofrave ichirukiandstuff kagero-assassin kisuchi akashiiiya :’) ahh noot squad i luv u all i’m sorry if this annoys u though

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yo aph-dennnark i dont have time to like- do all so like, here’s my two faves because yeah they’d probably count as the same guy so

alright so the first one is this guy his name is Nexus and he’s like, an immortal demon and shizz but none of that actually matters, what matters is what happens after he dies so yeah

yeah so after he dies he becomes the second guy and he becomes a demon hunter not realizing that he’s destroying his own race and shit.
so yeah

those two

lunarpotion asked:

I have a serious question. What in the ever loving hell are they feeding Jungkook?? He grew soooo much. I am not prepared for him to suddenly be mature. (Then I see him on dubsmash and am slightly comforted)

Tbh, I don’t know :/ (maybe they’re doing some Captain America shizz on him. lol) But whatever it is they’re doing to him….

/dies…makes unnecessary sounds/

DON’T STOP. 

-KayeAllen12

gifs aren’t mine

Citrus Ch.16 Raws

Mei.. Yuzu……. \♡¤♡/Finally… *starts rolling on the floor like a hormonal fangirl* Now, I’m dying to know what was said and what happens next chapter between both girls *INTERNAL KYAA-ing like nobody’s business* and Harumin’s sis??? Aww shizz I wonder what part she is going to play in the story, maybe we’ll get some Harumin backstory?…. now time to stare at this chapter for a couple more hours.

Before I accidentally became a SAHD, I had this fantasy that life at home with my kids would involve lotsa of mid-day naps with my baby girl. Turns out a) my baby girl doesn’t really like to nap during the day and b) there’s lotsa of shizz to do during the day and ain’t nobody got time for naps, amirite?

This afternoon, my baby girl decided to take a nap and since I got all of my Sunday shizz done, I decided to take a nap with her. That is until the boy came screaming into my room, asking me to buy an app for him on my iPhone. 

I was all, Dude, I wuz having a moment with my baby girl!!! And the boy was all, “I hate to break it to you, dad, but that moment has passed. What’s your iTunes password?”

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Shadowhunter Love Runes

Philia; It is a dispassionate virtuous love. It includes loyalty to friends, family and community and requires virtue, equality and familiarity.
Storge; An affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity.
Agape; Selfless altruistic love. It is a love that is totally selfless where a person gives love to another person even if this act does not benefit him/her in any way. Whether the love given is returned or not, the person continues to love.
Banquet; It is a love that expresses itself through altruism or making sacrifices for another person.
Mania; Obsessive love. Experiences great emotional highs and lows. While intimate and intense, it often includes jealousy, possessiveness and a lack of communication.
Ludus; A love that is played as a game or sport; conquest. A ludic lover wants to have fun, but doesn’t necessarily want a serious relationship.
Pragma; Love that is driven by the head, not the heart. It is a practical love.
Eros; A passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype or romantic love. The kind that gives you butterflies in your stomach and a tingling in certain other places. [Source: x]

I dunno about you, but the series finale of Mad Men and David Lettermen’s final bow on The Late Show were both kinda sorta whatevs for me.

booksandshizz asked:

I'm so pissed and heartbroken over her death. Like, at least with Kevin we got to see Dean mourning. This one gave us a two second clip of her lying dead in a bathtub. Ugh just everything about this episode pissed me off. They could have had so many other scenarios where she would have lived, I just don't get it. I dunno what I'm going to do if they don't bring her back.

They didn’t even show her death scene. They just showed her dead. Fuck this episode.