inspired by sasuduckbutthead
Shizuo had been minding his own business when this flea ran around the corner and shoved him against a wall, pressing their lips together.
Not only had he stolen Shizuo’s first kiss, but he also landed both of them in jail.
“The fuck was that?!”
“Ah, sorry, sorry!” the raven drawled, straightening and waving his hand. “I was hoping to be able to get out of this but, aah… apparently not. Don’t worry, it’s just some vandalism charges!”
“…?! WHAT THE—!! You got me in fuckin’ trouble?! And you stole my—”
Based on the way he was staring, Shizuo decided it was smart to stop and look away, cheeks bright red. But he figured it out; the asshole was clever, it seemed, and he moved closer, smirk widening.
“What’s this? Ah, don’t tell me… that was your first kiss? Should we have a do over? Make it a proper kiss…?”
“Ah? Is Shizu-chan tsundere?”
“How—how the fuck did you know my name?!”
“Well… Shizu-chan’s wearing his name tag still. Off from work? Ah! I know that Shizu-chan works for that fast food joint! Say, can Shizu-chan lend me some money? Sadly I may not be able to get out of this fine…”
“S-seriously? I don’t even know your goddamn name!!”
“…Well, that doesn’t mean I’m givin’ you any money!!”
“But… Shizu-chan’s stuck here too until he pays.”
“…I WAS INNOCENT!!”
“Shizu-chan shouldn’t have gotten involved with me.”
“I DIDN’T. YOU CAME OUT AND SHOVED YOUR FACE INTO MINE.”