*shizuo

inspired by sasuduckbutthead

Pairing: Shizuo/Izaya
Theme: insp

Shizuo had been minding his own business when this flea ran around the corner and shoved him against a wall, pressing their lips together.

Not only had he stolen Shizuo’s first kiss, but he also landed both of them in jail.

“The fuck was that?!” 

“Ah, sorry, sorry!” the raven drawled, straightening and waving his hand. “I was hoping to be able to get out of this but, aah… apparently not. Don’t worry, it’s just some vandalism charges!”

“…?! WHAT THE—!! You got me in fuckin’ trouble?! And you stole my—”

Based on the way he was staring, Shizuo decided it was smart to stop and look away, cheeks bright red. But he figured it out; the asshole was clever, it seemed, and he moved closer, smirk widening.

“What’s this? Ah, don’t tell me… that was your first kiss? Should we have a do over? Make it a proper kiss…?”

“H-hell no!!”

“Ah? Is Shizu-chan tsundere?”

“How—how the fuck did you know my name?!”

“Well… Shizu-chan’s wearing his name tag still. Off from work? Ah! I know that Shizu-chan works for that fast food joint! Say, can Shizu-chan lend me some money? Sadly I may not be able to get out of this fine…”

“S-seriously? I don’t even know your goddamn name!!”

He smirked.

“Orihara Izaya.”

“…Well, that doesn’t mean I’m givin’ you any money!!”

“But… Shizu-chan’s stuck here too until he pays.”

“…I WAS INNOCENT!!”

“Shizu-chan shouldn’t have gotten involved with me.”

“I DIDN’T. YOU CAME OUT AND SHOVED YOUR FACE INTO MINE.”

shizuos asked:

IM SO SAD ABOUT HIDE this entire anime was bad not only the plot but lack of character development and details and that ending but then they killed HIDE nooooOOOOOO

THE KILLING OF HIDE WAS SO RANDOM I ALMOST LAUGHED but then i ended up crying what the fuck actually 

I THOUGHT KANEKI WAS THE ONE BLEEDING AND I WAS WONDERING WHY THEY WERE MAKING HIM LAUGH BUT THEN HIDE CAME OUT AND COLLAPSED AND I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT

WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE IT WHAT DID HE DO TO GO THROUGH SO MUCH ONLY TO DIE AND GET THE REST OF HIS SCREENTIME IN KANEKI’S ARMS

kaneki holding him when he was alive made me die HIDE KEPT LAUGHING AND SMILING HE WANTED KANEKI NOT TO WORRY TILL THE END JUST FUCK ME UP JUST FUCK ME UP

i think they also mischaracterized kaneki in that scene (they already had before but) because he was so desperate to protect hide before but he just shed some tears, said a very emotional line which made me die ‘let’s go home’, shut down, and then just kept walking

i don’t know even if he’s hardened with battle i still didn’t see white haired kaneki that way …..

anyway it;s over thank god for the manga i repeat thank god for the manga