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THIS IS THE FAMOUS ARCHY SLAP | MARK STRONG APPRECIATION POST

“Now if you can master a slap like that, there’s no need for your clients to hold back. They will open up like a fountain, full of words. No need for strong violence. They’re transported back to their childhoods” - Archy,  RocknRolla

What do you think happened on Handsome Bob’s date with Thandie Newton’s husband?
Did they actually go on a date? I don’t think they do go on a date. I think it’s more telling what happened with One Two. Because I think that went down, d’you know what I mean? I think One Two and Handsome Bob had a thing. But Thandie Newton’s husband, I’m not sure they did meet up. I mean he wasn’t that cool was he?
So you don’t think the gay husband was Handsome Bob’s type?
No, I don’t think so. He was too submissive. He was too easy to turn. He wasn’t very sexy, you know?
Poor guy.
Fuck him!

- Tom Hardy in HX Magazine, 2008. 

Handsome Bob the sweetest Wild Thing in The Wild Bunch as played by Tom Hardy in ROCKNROLLA -2008.

After all it was Handsome Bob who had taken good care of One Two’s darling mother when One Two was incarcerated in prison for several years.

Photo edit from the thaac archives.

anonymous asked:

Hi, Can you recommend any good outsider POV fics for Arthur/Eames? Thanks!

I don’t normally label/denote outsider POVs, so I can’t rec you a bunch! Off the top of my head, hmmm:

  • enjambment’s “That One Time In Amsterdam” starts with an outsider POV fic from Ariadne’s POV. 
  • Erin has several hilarious and hysterical A/E fics from Cobb’s POV
  • Featherfish’s Eames the Liar (only on LJ!) is a fantastic, fantastic Rocknrolla crossover (that you don’t really need to have seen the movie to enjoy) with an omniscient POV.  
  • I really liked this jailbait-y kink meme fill
  • There’s No Good or Bad in Dreams is a nice Ariadne POV fic.
  • Intimacy is less a fic than a series of vignettes of A/E moments witnessed by the other inception cast.
  • Also I have to shower some love on Isawet’s “I Woo’d Thee With My Sword,” because the POV is so light and Ariadne gets so much screentime that every time i read it it takes me like half the fic to realize I’m actually in Arthur’s head and not Ariadne’s, and I think that informs how you read the whole fic. It’s brilliant and i will take any excuse to rec it again, so hey.

hope that’s a start!

slackerpentecost asked:

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON ROCKNROLLA AND ARCHY/JOHNNY OK. IT'S ONE OF THOSE SHIPS I SHIP LOW-KEY LIKE AND THEN BAM, I START THINKING ABOUT TWINKY YOUNG JOHNNY BEING INAPROPRIATELY ATTRACTED TO HIS STEP-DADS LAPDOG AND THEN LENNY LET'S ARCHY BE THE ONE TO PICK JOHNNY UP FROM SCHOOL/THE COPS/WHATEVER AND JOHHNY CALLS HIM "UNCLE" AND UGHHH.

YEAH IMMA JUST POST THIS BECAUSE IT’S PERFECT.

Idk, I’m not even sure I’ve ever read fic about them, is there anything good? But I totally ship it in a weird way, like, I found Johnny too obnoxious in the movie to care much, but then I think about the potential of that ship and I’m all YES WANT GIVE IT TO ME. Because massive age differences and weird father figure vibes mixed with the older guy becoming the younger guy’s right hand man and FUCK YES WANT. And all that brimming violence in there because Archy is Not A Nice Person, god, their relationship would be ten kinds of messed up and unhealthy and glorious.