YEAH IMMA JUST POST THIS BECAUSE IT’S PERFECT.
Idk, I’m not even sure I’ve ever read fic about them, is there anything good? But I totally ship it in a weird way, like, I found Johnny too obnoxious in the movie to care much, but then I think about the potential of that ship and I’m all YES WANT GIVE IT TO ME. Because massive age differences and weird father figure vibes mixed with the older guy becoming the younger guy’s right hand man and FUCK YES WANT. And all that brimming violence in there because Archy is Not A Nice Person, god, their relationship would be ten kinds of messed up and unhealthy and glorious.