I am extremely passionate about all possible clone roommate combos though. Especially, especially in College AUs. Like.
Tony and Rachel:
You know Tony is the guy who’s constantly throwing parties in his room. This means Rachel is just. NEVER IN HER ROOM AT NIGHT. Not once. Not since the beginning of the year. Where does she go? Does she sleep? Popular theory is that she does not sleep, she just holes up and studies somewhere. Or possibly she is just hopping from bed to bed; after all, everyone says that she’s sleeping with a new guy every day.
It’s not the walk of shame if you’re Rachel Duncan. It’s the walk of making everyone else feel ashamed.
Anyways, they manage to coexist like this for a while until one of Tony’s partygoers breaks a window.
Then Rachel requests to switch rooms.
Alison and Sarah:
THE MOM ROOM. THE MOM. ROOM. They’ll deny it but all they do is mom each other. Sarah walks Alison home from parties when Alison has had too much to drink and Alison makes Sarah eat breakfast — Sarah Manning if you leave for your 8am class one more time without at least for goodness’ sake eating a granola bar I am locking you out — and also cleans the room. Honestly they will kill a man for each other and also for you, if you are their child. You wouldn’t think it to look at them, but their bond is strong and true. Do not enter the room if you are not ready to be mom’d to death.
Do you know how many lost souls end up asleep on Alison and Sarah’s floor? Answer: all of them.
Cosima and Beth:
"Agree to disagree." That’s it. That’s the whole room. You can tell which side is Beth’s side because it is actually…neat…(ish)…and Cosima’s is just Garbage Island, Home Of The Garbage. Beth wakes up at 5am and Cosima sometimes gets up in time for class. Beth is ace and Cosima is bi- and extremely -sexual. Basically it is the setup for a buddy comedy.
Helena and Rachel:
Helena bitterly despises Rachel for the first few weeks simply for not being Sarah; this is the first time since reuniting with Sarah that the two of them haven’t lived together.
Then she gets over it.
…Then she realizes she just hates Rachel. Like, hates her.
The question is does Rachel get Helena expelled, or does Helena beat Rachel up and get expelled for that.