Billy loves to collect those sparkley ones; you know, the ones that look like they have whole galaxies inside them. Billy indulges him, brings him back rocks from his visits to the Krees and Skrulls.
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep
Teddy has a whole album on Facebook called “Cute pictures of Billy asleep”. Kate comments on it, adding photos of Tommy in the exact same pose, every single time. All of Facebook almost crashed when they added a picture from one movie night where Tommy and Billy ended up curled on each other; Pietro, the big sap keeps one in his wallet along with a picture of Luna when she fell asleep in Lorna’s arms. Wanda has it framed on her wall.
gets drunk and breaks shit
Billy doesn’t really drink, since it messes with his head but Teddy is such a happy drunk. He stumbles around, and tries to pull Billy to dance with him and he ends up passed out on the broken remnants of their coffee table.
Billy can’t swim, so he just always climbs on Teddy and makes him carry him around. Tommy always pretends to gag when they do it.
remembers to feed the fish
Neither of them do, but Tommy does come over at least once a day to check on it. Billy offers to let him take it but Tommy denies even liking the too fat gold fish.
puts up Christmas decorations in November
Billy’s Jewish, so they don’t really celebrate Christmas, but Teddy has always had this tradition on hanging wreaths and mistletoe the day after Thanksgiving.
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting
this is def Billy. Let’s just say he likes mirrors and Teddy’s old jockstrap.
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool
Uhm, before Billy and Teddy got together, Billy made a Sims version of them who live in the biggest house and have over 20 kids.
brings the other coffee at work
I kind of imagine Teddy working at this major law firm, and everyone wants to know who this cute little twink is that keeps bringing him coffee, and straightening out his tie and kissing his cheek. One day its Tommy instead and everyone is so confused so he just kind of sighs is like “This is my brother-in -law, who i have no idea what he is here for.” and Tommy just kind of shrugs and goes “speaking of the law…”
takes gym locker room selfies
Teddy does. He Instagrams them with unironic tags like #deezguns #lockedandloaded #imtoohot(hotdamn)
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class
One of the secretaries told him that it saved her marriage, so Teddy thought it would be fun time. Billy ended up with a broken nose and figuring out that he has a green pepper allergy.
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table
Billy plays candy crush until its almost dead and then abandons it when he cant pass a certain level. Teddy just sighs and plugs it in, knowing it will happen again.