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Where Should We Go Today?

Doctor Who Mad Libs for anonymous.

The familiar sound of the TARDIS spelunking nearby woke Rose Tyler from a rotund sleep. After waiting for nearly 8438 minutes, the Doctor had finally come back for her. She quickly jumped out of bed and flailed out into the morning air. In the distance, she saw the familiar blue insurance card and the sparkly man wearing his trademark yellow scarf. “Come along,” he called out. “We need to get yodeling.” She ferociously kept running, straight into the TARDIS. The Doctor smiled as he pressed a button on the TARDIS’s paracetamol and asked, “What do you think? Where should we shag today?” She vigorously replied, “The Vatican!

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Top 20 Tracks of 2014

13. “High” by Freddie Gibbs & Madlib f/ Danny Brown

The beat’s great on its own. Freddie Gibbs is like a less-interesting but more technically-sound 2pac (never actually said anyone reminded me of Pac before), then Danny Brown comes in for exactly as long as most people can stand listening to Danny Brown.

An Unexpected Adventure

Doctor Who Made Libs for linnealurks

The cloister bell sounds as the Doctor painstakingly pulls on gloves and presses the multicolored roller skates on the control panel. Oh great, another conceptual landing. You brace yourself, hoping this destination will be better than the last trip to the North Pole. Suddenly the doors swing open and reveal a furry purple sky and the delightful smell of fenceposts. “Come on,” the Doctor calls as he grabs your spleen and pulls you into this new world. Looking around, you spot majestic frying pans as far as the nostril can see. Suddenly, stuttering in your direction is what looks like an alien mountaintop creature. The Doctor pulls out his sonic flowerpot and shouts “Holy crap!” The creature stops and extends its finger. The Doctor reaches out and shakes the alien’s finger. Oh no—this could get embarrassed.  

Where Should We Go Today?

Doctor Who Mad Libs for notastupidape

The familiar sound of the TARDIS cursing nearby woke Paula from a bouncy sleep. After waiting for nearly 47 minutes, the Doctor had finally come back for her. She quickly jumped out of bed and brought out into the morning air. In the distance, she saw the familiar blue rain and the cool man wearing his trademark fuchsia boots. “Come along,” he called out. “We need to get flying.” She expertly kept running, straight into the TARDIS. The Doctor smiled as he pressed a button on the TARDIS’s tank and asked, “What do you think? Where should we watch today?” She slowly replied, “Moscow.”

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THE MUSIC EDITORS’ TOP 20 ALBUMS OF 2014

A group of esteemed bloggers have been posting about great music all year. We asked them to list their favs.

Do you agree with them? The Everybody-on-Tumblr Poll ends on Thursday. Do it here. 

1. The War on Drugs - Lost in the Dream
2. St Vincent - St Vincent
3. Run the JewelsRun The Jewels 2
4. Spoon - They Want My Soul
5. Freddie Gibbs & Madlib - Pinata
6. Iceage - Plowing Into the Field of Love
7. Caribou - Our Love
8. FKA Twigs - LP1
9. Taylor Swift - 1989
10. Future Islands - Singles
11. Against Me! - Transgender Dysphoria Blues
12. Benjamin Booker - Benjamin Booker
13. Jungle - Jungle
14. Owen Pallet - In Conflict
15. Sylvan Esso - Sylvan Esso
16. YG - My Krazy Life
17. Flying Lotus - You’re Dead!
18. Sun Kil Moon - Benji
19. First Aid Kit - Stay Gold
20. Swans - To Be Kind

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