sometimes i think about the fact that draco malfoy was the master of the elder wand but he didn’t even know like ??? did he get anything out of it later ??? could he put it on his resume ??? did he make a t shirt that said ‘i was once the master of the most powerful wand in existence and all i got was this lousy t shirt’ and on the back it said ‘fuck you harry potter’ ??? maybe he starred in the wizarding world’s equivalent of a reality tv show revolving around the fact that he just bitches all day about the fact that he was wielder of this magnificently powerful wand AND IT WOULD BE NICE IF SOMEONE TOLD ME SCORPIUS GET FATHER ANOTHER FIREWHISKEY and aside from that it’s basically keeping up with the kardashians with magic ??? these are very important questions