*kakashi

the book 2
  • Sarada:KAKASHI-SAMA!!!
  • Kakashi:What?! What's wrong Sarada?
  • Sarada:Mama and Papa are doing the things in your dirty book!
  • Kakashi:... What?
  • Sarada:They're saying the exact same lines as the characters in your book! You know... on page 74 when...
  • Kakashi:*covers his ears* Spoilers! Spoiler alert!
  • Sarada:*grabs his hands* I know you've read it! You folded down the corners of the last three pages!
  • Kakashi:Well what do you want me to do, Sarada?
  • Sarada:Make them stop! Because you know what happens at the end of the book!
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  • Kakashi:Guys, we have a problem.
  • Sasuke:Yes we do. You keep showing up at my house unannounced.
  • Sakura:Sensei! What brings you here... again?
  • Kakashi:Sarada is concerned about the two of you.
  • Sakura:What? What do you mean concerned?
  • Kakashi:Apparently, she thinks you two are going to be bringing a second child into the household.
  • Sakura:Why would she THINK that?
  • Kakashi:Um... she read my book? And you two are following quite closely to the story line of the two main characters.
  • Sasuke:I'm going to burn that book.
  • Kakashi:*smiles devilishly* Sure you will *takes out book* ... sweet cheeks.
  • Sakura:*face turns red* GET OUT!
  • Kakashi:*turns a page* Honey muffin!
  • Sasuke:*growls* I don't care if he's the current Hokage. Let me murder him.