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Selfie mayhem with the Avengers….

  1. RDJ and Chris Evans claiming #1
  2. RDJ trying a face off with Chris Hemsworth
  3. and there’s the face off with Chris and RDJ
  4. a look of shock and surprise RDJ and Scarlett
  5. Did Hulk just hit Stark?
  6. Stark car
  7. mutual love between Jarvis and Iron Man
Age of Ultron thoughts in chronological order (Semi-spoiler free)

intro = nice. very nice.

THE TWINS

STUCKY AYYYYY <3

ohmygod cap. the hammer. shit.

THIS IS SO FUNNY OMG

JARVIS NO

YES BLACK WIDOW BACK STORY. ABOUT TIME

MINI HAWKEYES HOLY SHIT THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE

oh no

oh nononononono

i can feel myself starting to ship the ship i told myself id never ship… dammit there is so much stony in this

um wow natasha/bruce

WOW OK MORE NATASHA/BRUCE 

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT

JARVIS YES

QUICK SILVER NO

“I’m already dead” NOOO.

HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING STONY STOP FLIRTING YOU IDIOTS

“Well this is it. [everyone on the team] will miss me. You’ll miss me.” “Yeah, I will miss you Tony.” WHAT EVEN IS THIS

“I thought you and Tony were still busy staring into each other’s eyes.” JESUS CHRIST NATASHA OHMYGOD STOP

anonymous asked:

If you were stranded on a deserted island which of each of these would you pick: person to be stranded with? Vehicle to have access to? Weapon? Book?

I’d want a Quinjet. Then, I’d get the hell off of the island.

-Natasha

I’d want my motorcycle, probably wanna be stranded with Buck, I guess? My shield and my sketchbook.

-Steve

My suit I guess would qualify as a vehicle and a weapon. Person to be stranded with? JARVIS doesn’t count as a person, I guess, so I’d bring Pepper. Or Rhodey. Can I bring both?

-Tony

anonymous asked:

for the meme thing: agent carter

  • character i’d like to see in a flower crown: Angie Martinelli. Daniel Sousa. Peggy Carter. Edwin Jarvis. (And non for Jack Thompson). 
  • character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown: Alright, but we actually sorta got some good emotional breakdowns. Howard, Peggy… This is how you do a show right, folks. 
  • character i’d like to see get punched in the face: Jack Thompson. Oh… right. 
  • character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: So, they don’t have journey. YET. But just imagine Angie in the car, all those years later, driving around with Peggy. And she just starts BELTING Don’t Stop Believing. And Peggy sorta sighs. And jumps right on in and joins her. 
  • character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on road trips: Jack Thompson, no question. (This could also apply to Howard Stark, but lbr Jarvis is driving and he would actually stop and ask). 
  • character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: Howard Stark. But it’s not a washing machine. It’s the washer 5000, a new machine that could destroy new york and also cleans clothes. 
  • character who changes their starbucks order ten times: Again, no starbucks yet. But this one would go to Howard Stark. Most definitely. 
  • character who shows up late for everything: Howard Stark shows up to the SSR halfway through their investigation/search like what up guys. 
  • character who is the worst kisser: Jack Thompson and no one is even a little surprised. 
  • character who takes 45 minutes showers: Angie Martinelli and no one is even a little surprised. 
  • character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif: Howard Stark probably invented gifs? And oh boy does he have strong opinions on them. 

Okay but someone talk Medieval!Avengers AU with me

- Sir Rogers, Captain of the Guard, turning in his sword and picking up a shield because he swore to protect his people, not fight for his king. Sir Rogers donating his property and land to the peasants of the village so that they have somewhere to stay while he travels the land.
- Anton Stark, inventor and part-time sorcerer finding a way to incorporate energy crystals into his armour. Even managing to bind a knowledge spirit named Jarvis to his helm to help him fight.
- Thor the demigod, son of the god of storms, forging the hammer himself and wading into battle with a fierce thunderstorm behind him. 
- Bruce Banner, the estranged Alchemist accidentally pulling a Jekyll/Hyde and giving himself the power to turn into a huge monstrous man, and going on the run to keep everyone else safe.
- Natasha the foreign assassin choosing to spare her target and defecting from her homeland
- The mysterious archer known only as ‘The Hawk’, basically being robin hood dressed in purple and black. Joining the avengers because he owes Natasha for saving his life.
- Nicklaus Fury, head of a secret guild, bringing them together to save the land from a magical force that no-one else can fight.

Omg. I just watched Jupiter Ascending. And let me tell you, EVERYONE NEEDS THIS IN THEIR LIVES.

Why? Well, Edwin Jarvis and Mrs. S have tiny little space queen/cleaning lady Mila Kunis, who, with the help of space weredog Channing Tatum and Sean Bee, battles space capitalism and the oedipal complex. 

A touch of beastiality? Check. Space bureaucracy. Oh yeahhh. The coolest flying space heelies in existence? I want ten pairs. The most beautiful costumes/scenery you might ever see… just for the hell of it. I’m not even kidding. 

Watch this movie. Love this movie. Be(e) this movie. 

*Also starring academy award winner Eddie ‘I CREATE LIFE… and I destroy it” Redmayne.*

This just popped into my head:

Peggy has always insisted on doing the laundry since she and Angie started living together. Jarvis, however, likes to lend a hand from time to time. That’s how he finds out they’re together. The unmistakable red of Peggy’s lipstick smudged over the crotch of Angie’s underwear (a patch of the fabric slightly darker than the rest where it had at one point been wet with saliva…or something else) is pretty damning. As are the smudges of Angie’s lipstick all over Peggy’s brazier.

Peggy, of course, is mortified by the entire situation. Angie, on the other hand, thinks it’s fucking hilarious, but still wants the floor to open up and swallow her whole.