*hp5

Best part of this entire terrible fic:

“Soo…I’ve been, er, keeping up with your, uh, press interviews.  Very interesting…So how’d Hermione take Rita Skeeter’s ‘lovely’ report?”  Lupin grinned.

“Oh you know Hermione, she was over the moon about it.” He rolled his eyes.  “You know—she smiled, she laughed, she vowed revenge.”

“Ah I figured there was no truth to it.”

“Well the part about Hermione dating Krum was true. But the rest of the ‘love-triangle’ was more of a circle.”

“What do you mean?”

Harry thought of Rita Skeeter, trapped as a bug, by a 14 year old girl.  “Oh you know—‘what goes around comes around.’”