*gandalf

reading the lightning thief
  • 8 year old me:oh my gods i cant wait till im 12 im gonna be as brave as percy and be as smart as annabeth i cant wait imma look for undercover satyrs at school and be claimed and make friends and then go on awesome quests and become l e g e n d a r y
  • present me:what the fuck what happened im older than them now wtf what am i even doing
The Hobbit Cast in Hogwarts Houses [requested]
  • Bilbo:Hufflepuff– giving, fair and just, loyal, dedicated
  • Thorin:Gryffindor– daring, practical, stubborn
  • Kili:Slytherin– charming, ambitious, innovative
  • Fili:Ravenclaw– witty, creative, introspective
  • Thranduil:Slytherin– self-reliant, cunning, determined
  • Legolas:Slytherin– focused, adaptable, assertive
  • Tauriel:Gryffindor– passionate, brave, trusting, playful
  • Bard:Hufflepuff– good-hearted, hard-working, fair, honest
  • Elrond:Ravenclaw– wise, logical, intelligent
  • Beorn:Ravenclaw– wise, logical, intelligent
  • Azog:Slytherin– prepared, ambitious, manipulative
  • Gollum:Slytherin– resourceful, adaptable, self-reliant
  • Gandalf:Professor Albus Dumbledore

anonymous asked:

Bombur: I'm never gunna catch my breath. Ori: say goodbye to those Who knew me. Bofur: why did I join this company on a whim? Gandalf: this kids got them scared to death. Bilbo: hope he doesn't see right through me. Bombur: now I really wish that I knew how to swim.

All: be a dwarf. Thorin: your must be swift as the river running. All: be a dwarf. Thorin: with all the speed of a giant boar. All: be a dwarf. Thorin: with all the strength of my giant muscles. Mysterious as the wind that blows my hair!
Thorin: Time is racing toward us, till Durin’s day arrives. If you are a burglar, then we might survive! Your unsuited for the company, so pack up, go home, you’re through. How could I make a dwarf out of you?
And then the chorus repeats twice

UMMMMMMM THIS IS LITERAL PERFECTION THAT HAS GRACED MY INBOX. YOUR SONG IS AMAZING. THE MULAN AU IS REAL. 

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catofcream asked:

MULAN AU! No, but actually there would be a bath scene where Bilbo peacefully try to wash himself in a lake... then appear the noisy dwarves, and the poor hobbit try to hide is 'not so dwarf body' from the others LOL

OMg AURORA YES

Bilbo just enjoying being in the water and getting clean because OMG how can dwarves go so long without bathing??? Bilbo being submerged under water, all of his extra padding that he has been wearing under his clothes is behind a bush. 

Bilbo hears a bunch of screaming and here come Dwalin, Fili, Kili and Bofur jumping into the lake booty butt naked. Bilbo is blushing because they are all so ripped and he just ??????? and he’s never seen a naked dwarf before. They all start a water fight and Bilbo is terrified his fake beard will fall off and that they will see his small hobbit body.

Gandalf has to create a distraction so Bilbo can get out of the water safely. 

Bilbo secretly wishing that Thorin had been one of the ones to go running into the lake naked. Bilbo realizing he has feelings for Thorin uwu

bagqinshield asked:

oh god but can you iMAGINE THORIN STARING AT BILBO'S BLOOD STAINED CLOTHES AND JUST SHAKING HIM AND BRUSHING HIS HAIR BACK AS HE ROCKS BACK AND FORTH

and then gandalf finds him, there, in the snow, and thorin begs and pleads, use your magic, do something useful just this once, please, do something and gandalf can do many things, but he can’t bring back the dead.

so he sits there, a litany of ‘i hate you i hate you’s tumbling from thorin’s lips (and thorin won’t even let gandalf touch bilbo’s body) saying it’s all your fault it’s all your fault because thorin really blames himself, knows that if he hadn’t fallen to dragon sickness, hadn’t banished bilbo, then he would still be alive.

and gandalf is just lost, because he knew there was a chance of bilbo dying on the quest– but he didn’t think it would actually happen.