"Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden. Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part-time job as a projectionist. […] Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel. He was the guerrilla terrorist of the food service industry."
"I’m on the registered sex offender list, yes. It was an empty playground in the middle of the night, I was taking a piss, there were no kids. Alright you know what? You don’t put a playground right next to a bar. It’s entrapment.”
"♫ Everybody hates you, everybody wishes that you were dead. ‘Cause Peter, you suck! Peter, you suck! Peter your music is fucking terrible. Peter, you suck! Peter, you suck! Peter you don’t do anything of value. Peter, you suck! Write some music. But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs. It’s so self-loathing. Go see a psychiatrist. I hate the psychiatrist. Well go see one anyway. I don’t like the psychiatrist. You need to go see one. See a psychiatrist. I’m not going. ♫"