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Theoretical Demonology

All through college Adelaide told her friends and family she was majoring in Supernatural Studies. She left the ‘Emphasis on Demonology’ out of it. They wouldn’t have understood – sweet, uneasy Addy, choosing a field of study that focused on the most powerful, unpredictable, and uncontrollable preternatural beings known to man?

The truth was, Adelaide hardly understood it herself.

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This got too long for an ask.

So there’s probably already fics introducing parents to Mizar/Alcor (or at least there should be, I love me some reaction fic) and they’ll inevitably have a lot of screaming, fainting, holy water and exorcisms as well as better reactions and “Ok kid we trust you” or “We know more about this stuff than you think, I used to get math help from him too”.

But there should also be one where instead of “WHERE DID WE GO WRONG” the parents are demonologists/cultists. So:

“Mum, Dad, I’d like you to meet my girlfriend… Mizar” *brace for impact*

“OMG Mizar I am such a fan can you sign my CD”

“What”

 Or

“Mum, Dad, you made my bring my maths tutor to dinner, this is Alcor”

“Hail King of Dreams” “Rise, my subject" 

Or even better, a demonology professor parent grilling the pair about how they met and how the deals work and berating the kid for wording things badly- “I taught you better than this, you never use a greek binding circle over a latin summons!” “Yeah, Alcor yelled at me about that too” “Damn straight” *Alcor and dad are now best friends*

I have a lot of these. I’m releasing this into the wild before it eats into any more of my time because I have too much to do as it is! 

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Baby I’ve been here before
I’ve seen this room and I’ve walked this floor (you know)
I used to live alone before I knew ya
And I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
And love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah

When Sigyn was a child, she was swept off to the palace with her family. The king himself claimed that she had a power all her own, something no one could ever best. But the power was hidden deep within her, and it was drawn out through torture. Even as she gained control of her powers, she refused to help the greedy king. She couldn’t tell anyone she loved, or they would suffer the price. Odin couldn’t kill Sigyn, so she would have to be punished through her heart. In all the mess, she met a kindred spirit one day in the library. He held her as she cried and listened to everything that had happened to her.

The love between Loki and Sigyn grew over time, and their affair became the stuff of legends. Sigyn, forever loyal and honest, never lost her faith despite her pain. Loki, on the other hand, grew angry with the treatment of his beloved. Sigyn kept a journal, and it became her downfall when Odin discovered it. No longer was it just Sigyn who had to suffer, but Loki as well. Their time out of the dungeons was scarce, but in that time, Sigyn caught wind of a devious plan brewing. She slit her throat, hoping that she would be free to thwart Thanos in her next life and Loki would be free of pain. She had no idea that she had played into the Mad Titan’s trap.

Getting an invitation to go to Asgard with Thor and Jane was nothing short of incredible for Darcy, but when she was unwittingly compared to Sigyn in a campfire game, she began to ask questions. Why would a seemingly happy woman take her own life? Falling in love with a mysterious man that made her feel more alive than she ever had before was an incredible distraction, but finding Sigyn’s diary set her back on course. She read Sigyn’s stories over and over again, feeling for the woman more than she ever thought possible. Darcy confronted everyone who could have been involved. Cue the screaming, the rage, the tears, and finally the truth.

Reincarnation/Soulmate Fic Idea

At 22, highborn Harry Hart had a lover that he wouldn’t have traded anything in the world for: a man with blond hair and blue eyes that brought himself up from humble means to make a name for himself in the Royal Marines. That is until he became one of the casualties of the Falklands Conflict, leaving a mourning Harry behind to rebuild his life.

Years later, after being recruited by Kingsman and spending a majority of his existence quietly working to prevent the kinds of socio-political conflicts that killed his partner, Harry is contacted by the son of his fallen Kingsman recruit, Eggsy Unwin. 

Upon answering the call, Harry finds a young man who bears a startling resemblance to his long-dead lover, both in appearance and personality. 

It’s almost too much for Harry to bear.

anonymous asked:

recarniation au; Bill said that he used to have family, what if that family was every single life he had shared with Dipper even before Gravity Falls???

N……..NO…..that’s… slowly rolls off bed… (´・ω・`)