*beg

I’m having to unfollow any Americans that are slagging off Eurovision tbh, because they literally HAVE NO CONCEPT of AMERICAN CULTURAL IMPERIALISM !!!!! ITs a feckin thing !!! SEARCH IT !!! Not just Europe but the whole World has in the last 80 odd years had the American film & television industries & American companies forced upon & change their own cultures after being Americanised. So let a bunch of crazy Europeans who like a bit of cheesy music for ONE night a year. Then tomorrow we’ll all go back to the likes of Taylor Swift, Beyonce etc etc. just enjoy the night off for piss’ sake. ((Also before I get sass that I am from a country that colonised half the world I am also from a country that was one of the first to be colonised by that country as well as being out and out working class so it weren’t my peers ancestors anyone , they were sitting in fields in their own shit probably. ))

Saturday Night Online

…Is something you should try to get No Control on again if you’re sitting at home doing nothing like I am. :)

Tweet @SaturdayOnline @OnAirRomeo requesting the song with the hashtag #SaturdayNightOnline.

We aren’t dominating their mentions but we are taking up a good portion - we just need a shove to get up front and get their attention. 

“I will not be marrying Astoria Greengrass. I am gay, and I’m in love with Harry Potter. We had been seeing each other for months before this engagement, and I broke it off with him so that I could be a good son. But I can’t sacrifice my happiness for the Malfoy name, so if he’ll have me, I will be begging him to take me back,” Draco said, practically all in one breath.

Lucius didn’t say anything during this speech, he simply held his tea in front of him. Once Draco was done, he took a sip and then set the cup down.

“I do hope you weren’t serious when you said you’d be begging. Malfoys don’t beg, Draco. You will demand that he take you back.”

TAYLOR NOTICE THIS. PLEASE.

I wish Taylor will bring 1989 Tour here in Philippines. I really wish. I really want to meet taylorswift

  • I want to hug her. 
  • I want to have a conversation with her. 
  • I want her to sign my first ever guitar. 
  • I WANT TO SING WITH HER. 
  • I wish I’ll meet her in this era. :( 

Please taylor bring 1989 Tour here in Philippines. I will really save a lot of money just to go to your concert. I would sacrifice a lot. A LOOOOOT. 

I’ve been a Swiftie for 5 years and you already had 2 concerts here in Philippines, but I didn’t had a chance to go to your last 2 concerts because I’m broke af. 

So I wish I’ll meet you if ever you’ll have a 3rd concert here. :( 

PLEASE TAYLOR! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 

more au i gathered
  • Okay, I don’t want to be that jerk but our building has a strict No Pet Policy and your cat will not stop meowing and and I WILL report you and oh no you’re cute
  • consider: the “i work at a movie theatre and i’m cleaning up after the movie is over and you’re the only person left because you’re ugly crying with popcorn over your lap” AU
  • We live in the same building and you’re locked out of your place in your underwear because you were doing laundry and forgot your key
  • You and I ride the same bus home every day but never talk but then you fell asleep and sorry to wake you up (you look really cute in your sleep) but it’s your stop next
  • You keep making little origami cranes out of every possible scrap of paper and leave them around AU 
  • we’re both sick and that’s the last can of soup, I don’t care if you’re a foot taller and out weigh me by like 50 pounds, I’ll fight you for it.
  • “mY CHIPS WOULDN’T COME OUT THE VENDING MACHINE AND I GOT MAD AND TRIED TO GRAB IT BUT NOW MY HAND’S STUCK AND PLS STOP LAUGHING AT ME THIS IS V SERIOUS IM GOIG TO CRy” au
  • “yes, i know this is a bar but you’re a rlly hot bartender and i panicked and said “cHOCOLATE MILK” when you asked me what i wanted to drink, now i just want to crawl away and hide forever” au
  • “we follow each other on instagram but don’t know each other that well and I was snooping through and liked a picture from 176 weeks ago oh god” au

© to all their owners??? or idk they’re not mine~