As requested by anon. :)
Matsumoto knows about fashion. So what does she think of the way her fellow shinigami customize their uniforms?
"If I had abs like that guy, I’d totally wear a uniform that was easy to strip to the waist!"
Yamamoto: It’s not like it’s a tearaway.
"……..huh. I can’t actually remember what his uniform looks like! Oh, well!"
Sasakibe: I-I customized it!
3. Soi Fon
"I love the bow she wears around her waist! It’s kinda like mine! Plus, the uniform she wears in ninja mode is sexy - shows off her back!"
Soi Fon: I-I do not dress to be sexy!
"That purple collar he wears is like a flower unfolding, showing off his head! Which would work better if he had a better hair style. A much, much better one."
Omaeda: Too masculine and strong for you?
"Hey, I’m all for ruffled V-neck shirts showing off a dude’s chest."
Rose: Glad you appreciate it!
"I’m disappointed in Kira’s look! A standard uniform? Come on! He needs to accept my offer to take him shopping!"
Kira: But I like just wearing the uniform.
"She also wears a standard uniform, but somehow it’s classy on her."
Unohana: Good answer.
"She needs to go shopping with me too."
Isane: Do they make clothing for tall women?
Matsumoto: Oh, you’ll love the human world!
"He wears a cravat. Seems like a bit much."
Shinji: Hey. Cravats are coming back!
"I clearly need to take all the lieutenants shopping."
Hinamori: I’m sorry!
"I mean, the collar he wears now is pretty nice. He has a nice neck, so it’s good to emphasize that! I kinda miss the scarf, though…"
Byakuya: I have a nice neck?
"Personally, I think Renji’s tattoos are pretty sexy! I don’t know why he covers them up with that bandanna or those bandages on his arms!"
Renji: Y-you think my tattoos are sexy?!
"Mmmmm…I love an anthropomorphic wolf man in armor."
Komamura: Yes, armor is excellent protection!
"Eh. Sunglasses are a little passe these days."
Iba: YOU TAKE THAT BACK
"I love a man who wears pink."
Kyoraku: Glad for the kimono appreciation!
"I think Nanao’s glasses work great! Really complete the outfit!"
Nanao: …glasses are part of the outfit?
"Oh, his decision to wear a sleeveless captain’s robe is definitely the right decision!"
Kensei: Yeah. The sleeves were just way too tight around my giant muscles.
"Now, Mashiro knows how to accessorize! Pink scarf, goggles, long sleeves - she makes it work!"
Mashiro: Thanks! I really do!
"I mean, he has some jewelry, but really, who can look anywhere but at his face tattoo?"
Hisagi: ….is that a bad thing or a good thing?
"His new scarf is so cute!!!"
Hitsugaya: I-it’s not cute! It’s elegant!
"I guess the ragged look works for Squad 11."
Kenpachi: Yeah I don’t know how the other captains keep theirs so clean.
"Her new hair clip is just darling! Even if it is bones."
Yachiru: Bones are pretty cute!
"What on earth does that guy have on his shoulder, anyway?"
Ikkaku: I-it’s plate armor!!
"I dunno. He wears a big orange bib that’s connected to his sleeve. I just don’t get it."
Yumichika: IT’S CALLED FASHION, WOMAN
"You know, if I close my eyes I just can’t picture his uniform. Just his head. Floating there alone. Like a crazed daffodil of madness."
Kurotsuchi: Exactly the effect I was going for.
"I think her short uniform is really cute!"
Nemu: Thanks. Sometimes my legs get cold.
"I would totally invite Ukitake on my shopping trip."
Ukitake: Ah, so my standard uniform is too boring, huh?
"Those white tekkou she wears are the epitome of class! Rukia is really embracing her noble identity!"
Rukia: Plus they keep my wrists warm.