Come to think of it, I had a thought once, when my outraged sister pushed me out the fourth storey window. I thought, ‘Oh, the ground is falling from the sky’, but in reality, I was the one who was actually falling… In other words, our perception of the sky falling is a mistake which must surely mean that we’re the ones falling towards the heavens! What a magnificent discovery! But wait! They say that the earth is round. If that is true, and we are rising towards the sky along with the ground under our feet, what happens to the people on the other side of the planet? If they go up to the sky like everyone else, that must mean the earth is expanding. Which means that even this warehouse will expand!
If there’s more space, I have more room to put stuff in: therefore, it is a beneficial occurrence. In other words, the fact that the sky is falling is a happy story! …How sad… Oh, let me tell you a sad story! How tragic! The sky is not falling!