Hello! I am from a B2C company selling dresses, tees, shirts, jeans, coats, sweaters etc. I wonder if i could invite u to join our Tumblr Blogger Plan. What you need do is just to pick our stuff and post them on your blog, cash or chic clothes is up to you as your payment, we can discuss about more specific details like cooperation method and payment rate via email if u r interested.
HAHA NICE TRY BLACK MESA NOT TODAY!
Hello investors, Cave Johnson here!
As most of you already know we’ve had some trouble gaining government funding recently due to those mushroom-headed scientists over at Black Mesa taking all the military contracts. It’s been an all out legal war with no clear victor.
Recently those cunning devils have resorted to sending us spyware infested travelling salesbots in an attempt to gain access to our mainframe, like this one here. Not to worry, Cave can take care of this.
Heh, love those turrets. So anyway investors just be on the look out for strange looking robots making you promising offers on cheap merchandise.
Cave Johnson, we’re done here.
Caroline can you help me get rid of this thing? There’s robot blood all over the floor now…