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anonymous asked:

can you please tell more stories about schoolies?

ok!! ummmmm
my friend and I tried to help this girl find 50 dollars that she dropped when it was windy and raining but we couldn’t find it and then we became friends ummmm

some guy was threatening to stab people so we told the police on police horses and they chased after him omg police horses are so tall omg and make an awesome galloping sound

I got so drunk that the paramedics had to come

on the last day I hadn’t slept and I was still so drunk and so hungover and and the whole drive home I was just putting all my effort into trying not to throw up in this brand new bmw and we got to a mcdonalds and I threw up so much in the toilet then I continued to still try not to vomit on the rest of the drive home and I remember thinking to myself “im never taking for granted not being hungover trapped in a car ever again”

my friend lost his phone at he beach party and his mum tracked it on find my iPhone and it was like an hours drive away from the Gold Coast inland so she went and got it for him

oh god what else I think I passed out in the elevator one time

sailedkitten asked:

Oh my gods can you please make a sequel to the chef AU! It's amazing!!!

Annabeth stares in horror at the stack of pans on her station. All three are covered in caked on grime and foodstuffs and from three feet away they make her hands feel sticky. There’s a distinct feeling of nausea wrapped in violation that’s simmering in her stomach as she looks at the atrocity that’s occurred. Someone has knowingly left uncleaned cookware on her station in an attempt to attack her and unknowingly started a war. The target of which is very obviously a messy-haired, green-eyed pastry chef that’s about to bake his last cake.

She’s still debating if it would be better to flambe him or grill him when the kitchen goes dead silent. Ever so slowly she raises her eyes to see a certain chef standing just inside the back door looking around at the kitchen staff who have come to a complete stop. She wraps her hand around the handle of the top pot and plans on making his mistake the instrument of his demise.

“I hope it was worth it,” she growls and walks around the counter towards him.

He at least has the good sense to back away from her and try and keep something between them to extend his life a few more precious seconds.

“Hey, you started this,” he says defensively and puts up his hands.

“I started this?” She roars and moves faster towards him.

“My station smelled like fish!” He shouts back at her.

“Maybe if you would clean it,” she takes a warning swing and enjoys the fear in his eyes.

“Maybe if you wouldn’t make such disgusting entrees,” he shoots back.  

“Disgusting? Did you just call my lemon salmon disgusting? Come over here so I can knock some decent taste into you,” she says brandishing the pan.

“No one has ever made fish taste good, ever.”

“It’s an honor for the salmon I choose to serve in my restaurant. They should be so lucky to end up a part of one of my dishes,” she says dropping her tone.

“If they were lucky they’d be with their fish wives and tiny fish babies,” he says mockingly.

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But, Percy and Sally arguing in dinner.
  • Percy:I SAVED THE WORLD TWICE! I'VE KILLED MORE MONSTERS THAN EVERYONE ALIVE! EVERYONE IN THE WORLD! I'M ALMOST A GROWN UP I HELD UP THE SKY!
  • Sally:I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE GONNA EAT THOSE VEGETABLES OR NO CANDIES FOR A MONTH.
  • Percy:*Looks horrified*
  • Percy:you wouldn't.
  • Sally:Try me.
  • Percy:Buttttt, not the candies!
  • Sally:Not. even. the. blue. ones.
  • Percy:*puts a hand in his chest*
  • Paul:...
  • Paul:So how's Annabeth?

the ideal first day uni outfit… relatable but not boring…… i am chasing this concept and i will find it