A gazillion Gallifreyan bucks says the Doctor was an embarrassing drunk uncle to some nephews and nieces at some point.Not off of wine but off of several cups of yummy banana jello that he didn't realize were actually jello shots filled with vodka.Cue complaints about his youngster companions.'Is this TARDIS organic?''Does the sonic screwdriver get wifi?''Where's the Kanye East and Kim Kardashibutt planet? Where is it? Huh huh? Take me there take me!''Ooooh Doctor what's your real name? I need to add you to facebook and twitter and tumblahhh.''All of Time and Space? I want to start at Harry Potter world. And hey what does this TARDIS button do huh? Can I friend request it?''Where can I purchase the iDalek?''Shud up compan - companionionions. I've traveled to times when you're long dead. I'm like 1373742 bi - bitc - females dogs.''Ooooh you're so special aren't you? You have a British accent and a family don't you?''Ooooh la-de-de. Welllll I'm last of my species.'