if you’re feeling rebellious whilst in a public area buy some fucking post-it notes and a biro and scribble down whatever teenage melancholy bullshit speech you’re thinking of about how society is corrupting our minds onto a piece of paper then stick it to a wall don’t just take a sharpie and deface someone elses property because believe it or not thats not artistic or edgy it is just inconsiderate and cuntish i swear to god 

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Nice day for a walk

I had an appointment 25 blocks away which I would normally walk, but the rain was coming down pretty hard. So I hopped onto the #1 train. The train (a local) went about 6 blocks and stopped.


With no cell service and sketchy PA announcements. They told us it was signal problems.

Forty-Five minutes later I got out at the next stop. I called my appointment and was told that they left so I rescheduled for tomorrow.

I walked back to my office.

I stopped for candy. Licorice for me, Turkish Taffy for The The Mister, Pop Rocks for the kids.

I went to my favorite deli and got a BLT special for $4.50.

BLT for four fiddy!

Ann Romney, you brought this on yourself. You couldn’t leave COSTCO alone. Last week, on the Rachel Ray Show, you claimed that thanks to the magic of COSTCO you can…

I call bullshit on this nutella banana wrap

It’s just a whole giant banana in a wee bit of nutella in giant tortillas. I thought it’d be sliced. I mean it looks like a banana wrapped in shit smeared toilet paper. But it delivers what it promises I guess

• finished a book I was reading in waterstones bc i can’t afford to buy it
• found a Japanese store/restaurant and on the way home I’m gonna buy frozen gyoza to make at home
• now I’m having a burger and chips at ‘Jamie Oliver’s diner’ which is pretty cool, I have a lot of high hopes
* edit: i then went for a nice stroll down shaftesbury avenue to the nerdiest shop ive ever seen
* i found breaking bad crystal bath salts and now i know what im getting wayne for his birthday
* after working in covent garden and directing people to neals yard i finally went there, not terribly exciting
* found this little garden that was off the main street and very quiet and cute with flowers and park benches and grass and such it was lovely so i sat there read and listened to sigur ros