anonymous said:

I don't think you understand how much sex appeal you have. Not only that but you are so funny! I wish we could fuck and then just have long hour conversations because you seem like the type that could keep a random conversation going. Stay a badass.

i have the sex appeal of stale bread

  • Amount of money raised for ALS research and treatment due to the Ice Bucket challenge:$41 million+
  • Amount of money raised for ALS research and treatment due to complaining about people doing the Ice bucket challenge:$0

today at the pool i was listening to the radio and a linkin park song came on shinkicking matty illumnati hijacked the airwaves to force me to listen to a sweet linkin tune 

gallantpig said:

duchovny nudes, x files dvd box, haim sisters, and 3 pictures of ezra koenig in cargo shorts (lets pretend thats six things)

i can’t say for certain bc i’m not a demon but i’m pretty sure that’s the most efficient way of summoning me

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