!!!111!!11

This is a total joke. You’ve been warned.

THIS IS NIGHTMARE THE DOGFOXCATWOLFKAWAIIDESUUUUU~!

NIGHTMARE IS THE MOST FAVORITE IN ALL OF THE LAND, SHE IS BEST AND SINGS AND TEACHES KIDS ABOUT TWERKING

SHE CAME FROM THE PLANET FOXYBONNIEFREDDYISBESTDESU~!!!!! AND SHE CAN TIME TRAVEL AND GO TO DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS

SHE LOVES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, MOSTLY FOXY AND MIKE <3 SHE MARRIED MIKE AND FOXY BECAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST OUT OF EVERYONE

SHE HATES EVERYTHING ELSE THOUGH SHE HATES JONNY TEST AND FREDDY AND GOLDEN FREDDY BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD AND IDIOTS >:<

TRAGIC BACKSTORY DON’T LOOK!!!111!!!11!!!!1!!!!!!!!

NIGHTMARE CAME FROM HER WORLD FOXYBONNIEFREDDYISBESTDESU~!!!!! AND SHE JOINED FREDDY’S PIZZA AND INSTANTLY BECAME LOVED, SHE MARRIED FOXY AND MIKE, TOO, BUT SADLY SHE ALMOST DIED FROM HEARTBREAK WHEN BONNIE TRIED KISSING FOXY AND MIKE AND SHE CUT HERSELF AND TRY TO KELL HERSLEF AND SHE KILLED 66666666 CHILDREN AND BITE SOMEONE’S HEAD OFF AND KILLED EVERYONE BUT THEN FOXY CAME AND THEY HAD AWESOME MAKEOUT LOVE SMEXY SMEX AND HER BOOBIES ARE AMAZING AND SHE IS LOVE AND SHE IS LIFE

HER ATTACK IS THAT SHE PUTS YOUR HEAD INBETWEEN HER LEGS AND SHE CRUSHES YOU WITH HER THIGHS, SHE KILLS YOU RIGHT BEFORE YOU START THE GAME AND SHE KILLS YOU IN REAL LIFE SO YOU DON’T STEAL HER FOXY AND MIKE DESUUUUU~!

NIGHTMARE IS LOVE, NIGHTMARE IS LIFE

Kill me.

—NetherHeartz

ive been thinking and tbh im sort of starting to think the whole IFPI bullshit might be a virus of some sort??

like legit tell me this shit doesnt sound like some “HACKER WARNING JOURNAL SPREAD THIS PLEASE!!11111!!!!!!!1!111!1111!!11!!” on dA

the emails could easily be faked or be from an illegitimate source falsifying as tumblr support

there is no “get” feature for audio posts that has been implemented on tumblr, even after two full weeks of after the supposed “implementation date” (at which point everyone should have had this update implemented)

there would be something in the fucking end user agreement about it if it was legit

it could, in theory, work by posing as a legitimate email address, and when you open it the thing takes over your account because the email and tumblr account are linked

i mean opening an email from an illegitimate source can download malware to your computer (and trust me this shit has happened to me)

its might be some stupid bug someone decided to let loose and fuck tumblr up and cause mass panic

kinda like the 4chan gore/hack scare i guess

anonymous asked:

GoM approaching their crush for the first time but for some reason she looks appalled and storms away before they can even form a proper sentence. Later they find out that her little brother was one those boys who they humiliated and mentally destroyed in that 111:11 game so it's really difficult for her to act normal in front of a person who caused his dear brother so much pain.

KUROKO: He totally understands it; after all, this wasn’t the first time someone couldn’t stand to look at him because of Teiko memories… He’d just have to prove through his new kind of basketball that things were different now and that was a good guy.

KISE: His expression drops when he hears about the past. But couldn’t she see that Kise wasn’t like that anymore? He thinks that and goes out of his way to be extra kind and friendly around her, so she actually looks at him again. “____-cchi, please just give me a chance!”

AOMINE: “Dammit…” He could barely remember the hundred or so teams they’d destroyed in the past. But regardless, he chases after her, wanting to explain himself. Even if he wasn’t good with words, he had to clear up the issue.

MIDORIMA: He sighs, pushing up his glasses; who expected this? She stares at him, expecting him to say anything. “That was simply how it was back then.” He says coldly, before adding: “But I’ve changed— as I’m sure your brother has, too.”

MURASAKIBARA: “What? You want me to apologize, ____-chin?” He asks and she looks ready to punch him. “Not if you don’t mean it.” She retorts. Mura wants her to stop being on edge, so he tries to break the tension. “I don’t mean it. But I’ll do it to get you to stop hating me.”

AKASHI: Now that she’s glaring at him with those same eyes, Akashi remembers this brother of hers. “It wasn’t my intention to destroy his dreams. He should be proud because his team didn’t give up.” He replies, expression turning soft. “Just as I won’t give up on you.”

I know this is a very serious and heavy scene showcasing Kanekis psychological deterioration from all the trauma he’s experienced at the hands of Rize and Jason and in the world in general and I empathize with your hardships Kaneki I do but….. DAMN BABY YOU FINE LET ME MOUNT YOU!!111!11!1

anonymous asked:

That scene is so edgy and violent for no reason. Why is that a "great" scene? It was put in to get 12 year old boys horny and want to buy the latest Call of Duty games.

it has a reason. It’s part of the story.

MILD SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!1!1!!!!!

Valentine gave away sim cards to billions of people. When this sim card is activated it makes people violent (something to do with the brain blah blah)

This was a test. He chose that church because they’re not very nice people. They’re a movie version of the westboro baptist church.

Harry then kills like 50 people because he is affected by the sim card. They might be scum but he still feels horrible for doing it.

And it’s a great scene because the choreography is top notch. The use of Freebird is genius. And colin firth KILLS A CHURCH FULL OF PEOPLE IN A GLORIOUS VIOLENT MAJESTIC BALLET WHILE FREEBIRD IS PLAYING!

And i don’t see what has to do with call of duty .. at all.

I understand it’s not your bag, anon.

That’s great.

I, and millions of others think it’s wizard as fuck.

anonymous asked:

I have a question!! What are fics you could recommend to me? Like pretty long ( maybe more than 10k?) , drama, hurt comfort and include wincest? It could be wincest the entire time or progress into wincest? Smut is obviously okay haha! And just a lot of love and sweetness and care? And amazing characterization?

Ohhh, that’s a hard question. I’m actually in the process of starting a fic recs blog for this, but I’ll give you some of my favourites (in no particular order):

The Firefly that Loved Metallica. Beautifully written. Set at the end/a little past the end of season 3, after Dean dies. Sam trying to get him back (it sounds angstier than it is). 10,595 words.

Artery. This is just Sam and Dean being Sam and Dean. They’re written extremely well, and just. It’s wonderful. 11,111 words.

Leader of the Pack. THIS. This is possibly my favourite boy king!Sam fic ever. In the history of forever. I love it so much. Basically, Sam goes boy king to stop the hellhounds from taking Dean, and kind of… adopts them in the process. Gradual Wincest, 14,876 words.

for now we see through a glass, darkly. I don’t know how you feel about dark stuff like this, but I love it. Sociopaths and serial killers and it’s beautiful. 15,065 words.

Ergonomic. In the mood for something hilarious? Dean finds out that Sam’s preferred brand of boxers are specifically for guys with huge dicks… and proceeds to become a little bit obsessed with Sam’s dick. Becomes Wincest. 19,301 words.

Courting Death. In which Sam comes close to death, but his personal reaper isn’t particularly reaper-like. Very gradual Wincest, very lovely. 50,723 words.

Captured by the Game. More boy king! Azazel takes Sam as a baby to train him in his powers, and his first solo-mission years later is to get some information from a particular hunter after gaining his trust. 54,230 words.

 The Ballad of the Invisible Boy. Don’t. Don’t even talk to me about this story. I’m still emotional. Possible the best Weecest/growing up fic ever written. Also see: long-ass sequel and Thanksgiving ficlet. 57,490 words.


…that turned into a lot. But anyways! Those are basically all my faves under like, 60k. I’ll make a proper list sometime. Hope that helped, anon!

anonymous asked:

But they held hands! They may have kissed! Rumbelle's True Love is clearly gone & over and it's never coming back! Earthquakes! Floods! EpIc snOW & iCe BLizZaRDs! The world might explode pretty soon! ERMERGERD WTF GSAD, WHYZZZZZZ!!!11!1!!!111 How can you ask me to calm my tits when everything is *dying*!?!?!?!?!?

You know you are completely right! EVERYONE FREAK OUT.

Who cares if it’s a behind the scenes photos? Or that Rumple and Belle have true love?

Holding hands, if they were in kindergarten they would be married!

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Great video! The Spirit’s Purpose on Earth by Matias De Stefano.

P.s. this is my 11,111 post! :D

"WAAAHHH I hope the crossover isn’t real!!11!!111"
It fucking is it is really happening and it was all Rebecca Sugar’s fucking idea. It was already made and it is going to air no matter how much you fucking whine so fucking suck it the fuck up and deal with it you fucking brats!!!!!

Speculation!!!

I can guess that the next chapter is going to be the training and Kagetora trying to get them working together because like it or not, they only play well with their new team so far XD We don’t know how the GOM are really going to play together again. ESPECIALLY KAGAMI HEADBUTTING WITH HALF OF THE GOM XDDD But I have a feeling that Kuroko will do that job more than Kagetora. I actually want to see if Fujimaki can read my mind and will make the GOM reflect back on the 111-11 or not because that’s exactly what this is about. The GOM must realised that their opponents could be themselves if they were still full of themselves and haven’t found their new team. Maybe along the line of “I’m glad that we’re not like that anymore.” And probably know the full extend of why you shouldn’t humiliate your opponents and respect them. Really want to see who will be the bench people. Also, can someone comment on each other’s hair???????????? XD

b-ellamyblakes asked:

Um ??? Serena wtf who do you think you are claiming you know your own sexuality?? Like I'm sorry but no you obviously don't know you're bisexual, the anon is right they obviously know you better than you. You should be ashamed!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!11!!

im sorry mother and father i forgot once again, you cannot be proud or sure of your sexuality. i have brought dishonor on my family.

avelera asked:

ZOLA!!!!11!!!111! I SCREAMED SO LOUD

SHHHHHH YOU’RE RAISING MY BLOOD PRESSURE JFC

I SWEAR to GOD if they don’t continue this they’re going to get some not-so-subtle threats…something along the lines of KHAZAD AI MENU

It’s just an aboslutely BRILLIANT show, I can’t even SAY. I’m tempted to say it has it ALL, without falling into cheesy cliches. 

For one, badass female protagonist for once isn’t overdone. It has the typical tropes - woman crying over man, having emotion/sympathy - that have been foils for our male heroes FOREVER. At the same time, it has the kickass, intelligent, spine-of-steel trope that occurs in the female heroines we have. For once, though, it’s not one or the other, and the way that they (especially Hayley Atwell) have managed to balance out those ideas to create a realistic, multi-dimensional character is incredible, and very, very rare  (dare I say one-of-a-kind?). I would consider Tauriel on this level were it not for the unfortunate love triangle she is shoved into in The Hobbit.

The plot, it goes without saying, is amazing, tying nicely into the universe that Marvel Studios has already created (especially Dottie’s storyline, and of course, the appearance of Dr. Zola in the last scene). Original, too, and bringing in a key player, Howard Stark, which possibly gives us insight into Tony’s life. (I may have hopes for Howard’s death by the Winter Soldier in later seasons, should they air). The very real fear with spin-offs is that they will rely mostly on the success of other shows. Agent Carter didn’t (doesn’t) have that luxury, but even if it did, it wouldn’t need it. 

It’s REAL. The problems of post-war America aren’t ignored or reduced to cheesy tropes. Peggy and other women deal with misogyny, and they use it to their advantage, but, once again, it isn’t overdone. They don’t make jokes out of it, or try to play it off as better than being seen as equal (recall Peggy saying “I conducted my own investigation because no one can see me, no one will listen to me”, etc.) Yes, she makes use of the best, but it is clear from the very beginning that she would rather have the SSR at her disposal rather than play the innocent secretary all the time. 

On this tangent, the men around her are also real. Sousa treats her different because he suffers similar disregard, but overall she must prove herself to the men in the office. And the wonderful thing about Jack and Chief Dooley is that they begin to recognize her worth, but in no way, shape, or form are they excused for their previous behavior. Dooley’s death is disappointing because we know, given time, that he could have made Peggy an officially integral part of the team - it wouldn’t have excused his past actions, but it was, in my opinion, an unfortunate loss of potential for character development. Jack, of course, shows his own character development, particularly in the last episode, when he looks at Carter as he’s being congratulated by the Senator (he doesn’t say anything because, as he pointed out in 1x07, he knows no one will buy it). Point being, we’ve been given a start into new hope for Peggy, and if we get another season, and if the writers/actors do what they should do (which, given what I’ve seen, they should have no problem with), then that character development will appear and be given a life of its own.

The point is that this whole show is beautiful and BELIEVABLE and it doesn’t sacrifice one character trait or one plot line for the other. It’s good in ALL areas, whereas most shows usually sacrifice one thing in order to be better at others. I don’t know how they do it, and I cannot stand the thought of seeing such incredible talent, work, effort, ideas; ART be shut down because ratings weren’t high enough.

No matter what the verdict is, everyone involved in the making of this show should be tremendously proud of their creation

anonymous asked:

How do you stay organized? Like with school and life events

Hey I actually adopted a method from pinkandgreenlivingthedream to write out my entire schedule for my day the night before! I’m an organizing freak. I am always looking for new ways to organize my life and my room and closet. Basically if it can be organized,
I’m going to perfect a method to do so. Ask any of my friends or my sister. Everything has a place in my life! So basically what Mackenzie inspired me to do is buy a cute medium sized planner and write out E V E R Y T H I N G I have planned for my day with the times! (I also use bright colors because it makes me happy) so for example today I have:

Wake up- 6:00am (I study in the morning and take my time getting ready/ eating breakfast)
Biology class: 9am-10:20
Math 111- 11:00-12:00
Lunch break- 12:00-12:30
Math tutoring- 12:45-1:45
Biology Lab- 2:00-5:00
Study before church- 5:30-6:30
Church- 7:00-9ish

And the remainder of my night I will probably do laundry and then study for another 2-3 hours!

You can make organizing your life fun and something to look forward to. Having a busy life doesn’t have to be stressful! :) just remember to TREAT YOSELF when need be, don’t take life to seriously, study hard for your test, and make sure to be happy :)