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    xicacha:

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    lizdexia:

    party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape

    Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.

    1. Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
    2. Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
    3. 1985 | Bowling for Soup
    4. Bad Day | Daniel Powter
    5. Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
    6. Crazy in Love | Beyonce
    7. Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
    8. The Reason | Hoobastank
    9. Hey Ya | Outkast
    10. My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
    11. The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
    12. Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
    13. She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
    14. Work It | Missy Elliott
    15. White Flag | Dido
    16. Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
    17. Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
    18. Milkshake | Kelis
    19. Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
    20. Mr. Brightside | The Killers
    21. Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
    22. So Yesterday | Hilary Duff

    Click through the image to download or click here.

    nothing like a “middle school mixtape from 2004” to make a girl feel ancient. 

    *downloads anyway*

    Lord in heaven I graduated from middle school in 1994. 

     
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    ihyrule:

    “It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.”

     
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    What the hell its a Monday, and seeing as I didn’t even post the gif last week, here is the full ghost in the stalls

     
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    Ocean’s 14.

    Follow mrBitch here

     
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    watching Tree of Life
    • Me: I'm making a drinking game out of this movie when I'm 21. Every time you see a lens flare,you take a shot. You'll have cirrhosis by the time the kid drowns.
    • Friend's mom: I remember this movie... it was the pits.
    • Me: Don't you mean the... BRAD Pitts? OHOHOHOHO
     
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    Guys. Did you know Brad Pitt has a brother? 

    Doug Pitt

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    Do you ever think that he wakes up late at night, goes to the bathroom, looks in the mirror and goes “DAMN IT. SO CLOSE.” 

     
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    m4nduh:

    HAHAHA RELEVANT

     
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    Deadpool #50 - 54
    Marvel Comics. Por Way, Garza y Parsons.

    Deadpool descubre que hay un suero creado específicamente para anular sus poderes mutantes, lo cual podría significar su muerte. Su sueño hecho realidad. Pero primero tiene que conseguir el suero y para ello desplegará una guerra con el único fin de que lo maten.

    Nunca leí un cómic de Deadpool en mi vida, lo he leído en otros títulos, pero la verdad es que esta saga se siente como una película.

    • Deadpool quiere morir.
    • Daken quiere el suero para dejar a su padre (Wolverine) sin poderes.
    • Hydra Bob quiere quitarle sus poderes a Deadpool para que tenga más empatía con él.
    • Tombstone quiere matar a Deadpool.
    • Kingpin se ve forzado a matar a Deadpool.
    • X-Force querrá matar a Deadpool eventualmente.

    No me voy a poner a pensar en que hace alguien como Nightcrawler en X-Force (asumo que tiene que ver con su efímera muerte hace unos años), o por qué X-Force tendría a Deadpool entre los suyos, pero es pura diversión.

    Le doy 5 de 5 puntos.

    Leer Online: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    Javier Montano.

    Real Comic Guys.

     
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    Dear Hot Topic

    I’m pretty sure Deadpool’s not an Avenger.