- Me: "Can I poke your eye until it bursts?"
- Mom: "That is disgusting. What kind of things are you reading?"
- Sister: "Murderous ones."
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I’m so uncomfortable posting this, because I just kinda hate my smile a lot
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aleighasmom reblogged sweetandlovelygirl7:If this gets 500 notes I will never self harm again

everybody reblog/like this & i’ll love you forever
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Thanks for the prayers guys. My nephew is home now, resting comfortably. The doctor said that it's either just a common virus or infection. It's not strep throat or bronchitis or anything major like that. He has some antibiotics that should help with his fever.
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You know what Tumblr has done to me?
It’s made me want a girlfriend. I was happy just the way I was, thank you very much.
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on another note, my dog just burped.
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Im eating Boston Baked Beans
that were processed in China. -___-

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA rude



