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    humansofnewyork:

    Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

    YES. THIS MAN IS MY FAVOURITE.

     
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    nedroidcomics:

    Shredded Cheese

     
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    jenionic:

    i want to be a librarian so bad.

     
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    Me and every customer this week.
    • Customer: I will have a milkshake!
    • Me: Actually, we're all ou--
    • Customer: I think I want this one! No, that one!
    • Me: There's a sign that states we don't have--
    • Customer: Yes, definitely that one.
    • Me: SORRY, WE'RE OUT OF MILKSHAKES.
    • Customer:
    • Me:
    • Customer: How can you be out of milkshakes?!
    • Me: We just ran out of ice cream.
    • Customer: You ran out of ice cream? How do you run out of ice cream?!
    • Me: We just do. People like our milkshakes.
    • Customer: Well, now I don't know what I want. I guess I don't want anything. Are you sure you are out of milkshakes?
    • Me: As sure as I was 2 seconds ago when I told you and 3 days ago when they made the sign saying we are "out of milkshakes." Let me check; oh wait, I don't have to because we're all out.
     
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    thegreenguitar:

    flamingace:

    think-progress:

    A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.

      #because it’s important to remember that not all Christians are bigots #and not all bigots are Christians


     
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    knurlock:

    Intentionally crappy comic because I’m too exhausted and in too much pain to try harder.

    This is brilliant. You even put in the beehive! :’D

     
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    [Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “Non-Major: ‘What does this poem even mean?’” Bottom text: “EVERYTHING.”]

     
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    Anna!! She was awesome at archery. (Taken with instagram)