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sleepingwithreesey reblogged little-miss-jackson:
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rrrachul reblogged calzonesandwaffles:
Please?
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reinventionoftheprintingpress:
I am drunk and this is the greatest thing ever.
Why, no, I did not just recite this out loud while trying and failing to sound like Aragorn.
I bid you, stand! Men of the West!
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We break up just yesterday, and I already miss you. I feel like you took half of me when you walked away, breaking all your promises. To keep myself from going insane, I still keep thinking that underneath your fake smile, you still need me as much as I need you.
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When your night consists of Cher Songs
Sing to me baby
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