#when peter in his 3rd year at harvard decides to change his single into a double #tony and steve both go over to help move boxes #what they aren’t expecting to see is some kid with curly hair already sitting on peter’s bed typing away on a laptop #he doesn’t look up when they enter the room #’oh um. dad’s hey this is uh mark he’s my uh friend mate—I mean room mate…thing’ #steve extends his hand to shake marks hand but all mark does is nod in their direction#hmm not the talkative type is he? tony remarks as he walks over to the side of the bed to peer at mark’s laptop #he’s pleasantly surprised when all he see’s is an entire page filled with what seems to be original coding #’you should bring him home sometime’ #’daaaad’ #’i’m sitting right here’ #’oh look it speaks’ #’tony’
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callmejude reblogged scornandritz:
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thereareplentymorebooksinthesea reblogged mitziee:Tumblr has changed me.
- Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
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- Before tumblr: What a cute couple
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buttsexington reblogged thegestianpoet:
i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE
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anderp-garferp reblogged ifollowedahoneybee:
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Tom Hiddleston is a highly educated Shakespearean actor.
He knows multiple languages.
He writes Joss Whedon 4,000 words disertaions via email.
He’s acted with great and highly respected actors.
He is a grown-ass man.
I just wanted to remind everyone of that.
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therewasneverjustone reblogged lokiddles:
This is completely and utterly necessary. [♉]
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doomslock reblogged but-its-the-solarsystem:
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‘My name is Wally West. I’m the fastest man alive. I’m The Flash.’
Seriously, no other character in comics has an opening line or an introductory line that just worksso wellfor themselves.
It’s amazing. Think about it.
‘My name is Clark Kent. I’m the last son of krypton. I’m Superman.’
Hell, you could replace ‘last son’ with ‘man of steel’ or ‘man of tomorrow’ and it still doesn’t quite work?
‘My name is Clark Kent. I’m the superest man alive. I’m Superman.’
‘My name is Bruce Wayne. My parents are dead. I’m Batman.’
‘My name is Peter Parker. I was bit by a spider. I’m Spider-Man’.
it just doesn’t quite work and it’s just not as good for anyone else because it seems out of character
but then wally comes racing out of keystone city
‘My name is Wally West.’
‘I’m the fastest man alive.’
‘I’m the Flash.’
‘My name is Bruce Wayne. My parents are dead. I’m Batman.’
clearly bruce is a winner
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