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    Tumblr has changed me.
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    thegestianpoet:

    i just went for a run in my neighborhood

    as i have done most nights for the past week or two

    and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

    AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

    only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

    so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

    “IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

    LIKE THIS

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    I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

    HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

     
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    gofuckyourselftomhiddleston:

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    Tom Hiddleston is a highly educated Shakespearean actor. 

    He knows multiple languages.

    He writes Joss Whedon 4,000 words disertaions via email.

    He’s acted with great and highly respected actors.

    He is a grown-ass man.

    I just wanted to remind everyone of that.

     
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    This is completely and utterly necessary. [♉]

     
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    diaxiann:

    ‘My name is Wally West. I’m the fastest man alive. I’m The Flash.’

    Seriously, no other character in comics has an opening line or an introductory line that just worksso wellfor themselves.

    It’s amazing. Think about it.

    ‘My name is Clark Kent. I’m the last son of krypton. I’m Superman.’

    Hell, you could replace ‘last son’ with ‘man of steel’ or ‘man of tomorrow’ and it still doesn’t quite work?

    ‘My name is Clark Kent. I’m the superest man alive. I’m Superman.’

    ‘My name is Bruce Wayne. My parents are dead. I’m Batman.’

    ‘My name is Peter Parker. I was bit by a spider. I’m Spider-Man’.

    it just doesn’t quite work and it’s just not as good for anyone else because it seems out of character

    but then wally comes racing out of keystone city

    ‘My name is Wally West.’

    ‘I’m the fastest man alive.’

    ‘I’m the Flash.’

    ‘My name is Bruce Wayne. My parents are dead. I’m Batman.’

    clearly bruce is a winner

     
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