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    stfuparents:

    Links Round-Up

    It’s the 3rd round-up of the week, so I thought I’d start things off with a little edumakation. ‘Can a baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?’ Why, yes, yes it can. It’s called nawledge, people. (via Yahoo! Answers)

    • Worship of children has gone too far. Brits are so wonderfully succinct! Thanks, Jacqueline! (via Times Online)
    • Here’s a controversial conversation/debate on Yelp involving a dad in his late 40s and a little thing called “the pot.” Ah, birthdays. My vote is on the antipasto platter. (via Yelp)
    • Speaking of worshiping children, here is a video that annoys me to no end. Parents, please do not take “samples” of your kids’ cacophonous noises and layer them together to create “music.” Please. Thanks, Rebecca! (via The Daily What)
    • This few-years-old baby sling brings new meaning to the term “hanging out.” It also brings new meaning to the term “unnecessary baby crap.” Thanks, Lilenea! (via Mommysentials and babygadget)
    • As my friend Colleen said, “I don’t care how beautiful Kourtney Kardashian is, no one needs to see preggo Kardashian in lingerie.” So true. Thanks, Colleen! (via Us Weekly)
    • Finally, here are Seven iPhone Apps for New Moms. Er, I kind of want the aSleep kids app for myself. Thanks, Alexandra! (via TIME.com)
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    autrefois reblogged ianni490:

    ianni490:

    Shirt Wishlist # 10!

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my! This is me! In tshirt form!!

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    fuckyeahslightlyamusing reblogged lickystickypickyme:

    lickystickypickyme:

    Just The Facts (according to Cracked.com)

    1. Punctuation became standardized by early Europeans so that natives could read the Bible before being raped and pillaged.
    2. The period is the most commonly used English punctuation mark. Aside from separating sentences, it is also used to form obnoxious acronyms like A.S.I.N.I.N.E. (ASsociation of INnovative INtellectual Egalitarians)
    3. As humans slowly phase out the need for physical activity, punctuation is becoming overlooked by texters and bloggers who see the practice as an archaic exercise for the “mouth talkers.”
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    octobertwo:
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    fuckyeahdresses:

    submitted by likejohnnylovedjune.

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    stvitussdance:

    Today, a van crashed through our fence and crushed my car, my precious Dorian Grey. His pretty face is no more. It was something that doesn’t even happen in movies.

    To lessen the tragedy, I drew the beast as it truely was, under its ‘van’ exterior.

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    littlepotato:

    this is the nerdiest magnet i own:

    the imaginary number i is defined solely by the property that its square is −1:

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    dearcoketalk:
    On cock size.

    As I imagine you’ve seen / fondled / stroked / inhaled / fucked your fair share of cocks, I turn to you for the truth. Mine measures 7” long by 5.75” in circumference. How do I measure up?

    Thank you.


    Unbelievable.

    The entirety of your male ego — every male ego — is a house of cards built on a fault line of mere inches.

    How do you measure up? Fuck you for asking, that’s how you measure up. I should ridicule your penis size on general principle, but that would be unfair to all my male readers out there with rulers and the good sense not to ask a woman such an incredibly stupid question.

    Seven inches is plenty good, guys. Big. Not the biggest, but a damn fine showing. No one’s ever gonna complain.

    Honestly, though. There are so many more interesting ways for you not to measure up as a man. Why’s it always gotta come down to this?

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    autrefois:
    o1 o2 o3 o4

    Sweet revenge.

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