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    I don't see why people are so baffled by the fact that you masturbate, everybody does it and it's a completely normal and natural thing.
    Anonymous

    not everybody does it, anon. some people (girls in this case), doesn’t know how to do it, and some girls just don’t feel like it, are ashamed of doing it, or just.. don’t like doing it.

    but everybody should because it’s awesome.

     
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    How long roughly does it take you to orgasm when you masturbate?
    Anonymous

    um, it often takes a while, but it is different depending on how..aroused i am. lol. sometimes it can take five minutes and sometimes it takes an hour (SO DAMN FRUSTRATING OMFG), and sometimes i can keep going on after an orgasm and do it like three times more :’D

     
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    How often do you masturbate?
    Anonymous

    lol every day.

     
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    what are slash fics?
    Anonymous

    slash fics are fanfictions about homosexual couples. i like drarry.

     
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    how do you know when you have climaxed?
    Anonymous

    image

     
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    so 2 things… 

    1. I love this picture.

    and 2, Ariel was the ONLY Princess that treated me like everyone else there… (5 years old) even though she clearly knew I was only a few years younger than her. unlike the others which kinda made me upset -.-

    Ariel’s the best Princess EVA. just sayin. <3

     
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    Slytherin to the Core by syntelehetetlen

    “Are you okay?”

     To Draco’s surprise, the other eleven-year-old offered him his hand to help him up from the ground. Draco reluctantly accepted the help (even though Malfoys were not supposed to show weakness or need for help) and tried to get himself presentable again.

     “I’m Harry, by the way. What’s your name?” Draco’s eyes widened comically as he pieced together that his rescuer was non-other but the famous Harry Potter.

     “I…I know.”

    Rating: T
    Warnings: Slytherin!Harry

     
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    Harry Potter and the Incredibly Organized Personal Assistant by megyal

    Harry raised his head and blinked. “Malfoy?”

    “The one and only,” Draco Malfoy said and sent his application parchment floating smoothly over to Hermione, who caught it and flipped it open, looking impressed as she read. 

    “Er. Why would you want to be my personal assistant?”

    “I need a job.” Malfoy’s eyes were guarded, but not overly hostile. “And I’m good at personal assisting.”


    Summary: Harry Potter is in desperate need of a personal assistant and Draco Malfoy is the perfect man for the job. (My own summary)

    Rating: T

    Word Count: ~2,600 words


     
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    Just Tell Her You're A Fairy, Harry by 13_moons


    Draco heaved a dramatic sigh. “Who is the unlucky girl this time, Potter?”

    Harry’s mind had gone slightly fuzzy at the sight before him, and he found it difficult to form a reply. Draco was sitting on his desk, carefully braiding his hair on either side of his head and tying the ends off with pink ribbon. He wore shiny patent leather loafers over white knee socks, his thighs barely covered by a grey pleated skirt, and his white shirt was tied in a knot over his belly button. He had enough make-up on for four women, Harry thought, to say nothing of the shiny pink gloss highlighting his pouting lips. Harry shifted in his chair and tried to ignore his budding erection. 

    “Potter?” 

    Harry blinked and forced his eyes away from Draco’s thigh. “Patil twins,” he managed.

    “Both of them? Impressive.”


    Summary: Draco runs G.A.P., a successful company to help take care of the break-up you can’t handle on your own. Harry sets out to be his best customer.

    Rating: M

    Word Count: 4, 152

    Warning/s: Cross-dressing and the crackiness of it all. 

     
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