oh my fuck.
My bachelor party is in two days.
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Hello, best friend (Taken with instagram)
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They’ve been predicting thunderstorms for two weeks. We’ve had one five-minute cloudburst. They just keep pushing back the “30% chance of thunderstorms” every. single. day.
Give it up already. It’s not going to storm. It’s going to be a miserable 90/33* and humid until late October and you will never convince me otherwise.
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Someone is playing a game called “how messed up can we make the rug, knowing that Anna hates when the rug is messed up?”
The answer: this much.
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My life is fucking fantastic
I spent the evening at a friend’s house with a bunch of women who each have such a level of drama in their lives it’s nearly unbelievable. They all have at least ten, if not 15 years on me, and yet a couple of them are so fantastically naive I wonder how they make it through a day.
My life sure as shit is not that fabulous, but I wouldn’t trade it for any of their lives if you paid me. Some of the drama is basic life shit that you can’t escape, but some of it is absolutely brought on themselves. Someone even said tonight, as another told her tale, “that sounds like a Lifetime movie!”
I always thought that I was fairly average in means of intelligence, but the more people I meet, the more I think I might be a fucking genius.
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saturday morning snuggles
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taralikesnonsense reblogged excitablehonky:
We have learned that when a place in Texas actually has Chubby Hubby in stock, you should then proceed to buy every single one.
He forgot to mention that his adoring Wife To Be called a dozen grocery stores before she found one that had it in stock.
And it was on sale.
She’s a keeper, that one. ;)
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Made homemade ravioli tonight
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Well, my mom has breast cancer. That’s two parents with cancer in about the last 45 days. At least I don’t have three parents?
Getting very very not sober now.
