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    Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.
    John Green
     
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    When someone says ‘I have these two crystals if you rub them together you’ll get healthy.’ Rather than just discount it—because that’s as lazy as accepting it, both of those are just lazy brain—what you should do is inquire. So do you know how to inquire? Every scientist would know how to start that conversation. They would say ‘Well where did you get these? What kinds of ailments does it cure? How does it work? What does it cost? Can you demonstrate that it works?’ And you go through this… And at the end the person is in tears because they weren’t prepared for that level of questioning. So science literacy is vaccine against charlatans of the world that would exploit your ignorance of the forces of nature.
    Neil de Grasse Tyson, on the nature of scientific inquiry (via lavender-labia)
     
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    Camera Samsung ES74,ES75,ES78 / VLUU ES75,ES78
    ISO 480
    Aperture f/3.5
    Exposure 1/15th
    Focal Length 4mm
     
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    “I love you endessly.”

     
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    stand-by-me:

    Phylicia Rashād ladies and gentlemen.

     
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    thiscuntsays:

    “i don’t know how you know how your vag tastes like but good for you”

    - overwhelmingly clueless person

    yeah

    however would i know what my cunt tastes like?

    how does ANYONE know what they taste like? such a conundrum.

    LOL. Does this person seriously have no idea how you would figure that out?

    Wow.

     
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    theinternetsuckstoday:

    The Bear-Jew in Inglorious Bastards was based on this spy

     
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    14kgoldnyc:

    “Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

    How have I never seen this before? Perfection.