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princessamerica:

lavendersarcasm:

ultimatedookismarkii:

It’s a blessing that Guillermo del Toro doesn’t use CGI for his characters, because otherwise, this picture would not have existed.

I love everything. 

yes omg

abaldwin360:

rod42:

We challenge all of the GOP Presidential Candidates & All Republican / Tea Party members of Congress to PROVE that their sudden politicizing of birth control is NOT a Women’s Rights issue by passing legislation that prevents Men from getting Erectile Dysfunction drugs or penile enhancements unless:

• They are married
• Can pass a fertility test
• Are of an age where they can raise a child

Reblog this if you’d like to see The GOP treat men the same way they treat women.

Oh my god that would be awesome. Fucking conservatives are all in a rage about birth control pills, but they can give fuck all about boner pills.

The fact we have such publicly strong acceptance of fucking boner pills, and yet you don’t see the same kind of “horny pills” for women plastered in advertisements everywhere you look says a lot about how our society is set up. 

barackobama:

POTUS was fired up at the UAW today.

lux-diamandis:

mohandasgandhi:

thisheartwontdie:

theconjecturer:

Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.

Oh. My. God.

Sometimes, I have great hope for this world.

That’s insanely perfect.

redefiningbodyimage:

nohunnylovesyou:

weaveittome:

megadelicious:

feelsreallybatman:

I feel kind of bad posting this, but in all honesty which would you rather be?

neither because I really like being me but they’re both really beautiful. 

protip

if you feel bad for posting it that probably means you’re an asshole for posting it

yeah, way to look like a total fucking asshole. looks like two beautiful women that like to swim and they are probably good friends. Why the need to pit these 2 women against each other? FUCK YOU

i can’t believe this shit.

As a girl who’s been both slender and fat, I can promise you that I am sexier, happier, and so much more comfortable fat.

Really.

Really really.

Not because being skinny is bad. It’s not. Not even a little bit.

But for me, confidence didn’t come at thin. I felt awkward. I felt stared at. I got nasty and demeaning comments from family, from friends, from outsiders.

But now? Now I’ve learned to love myself. Now I’ve learned to respect my body for what it is. I’ve learned that my self-worth is not based on the number on the scale. I’ve found the self-respect I needed to pursue healthy relationships, to develop normal eating habits, and to exercise when I want, because I want, and not because I ate the ‘wrong’ foods earlier.

And if they made a pill right now that would let me look like that beautiful girl in the yellow bikini, I wouldn’t take it. Not in a million years. She’s stunning. But she’s not me. And I don’t want her body. I want mine, fat and all.

viola-davis:

You almost never get better with people who are not excellent. [x]