Like So Many Words
If any of you are familiar with my twitter, you know that wordiness overwhelms me (ahem, Vanity Fair) and I consider it a real feat when I finally reach the end of endless sentences.
You can imagine my annoyance when THIS fool came at me. Like do you really need to say all of that? I know you are creepy. I will never have sex with you. Probably.



…No. never.










