I have seriously probably won a grand prize sweepstakes thing.
They sent me affidavits and tax forms FedEx with a return FedEx envelope.
It isn’t huuuuge, it’s $1000. But it would prepay my next tank of LP gas and I could pay my sister the money I owe her.
The best part, if you know anything about my homemaking skills?
It’s from Betty Crocker!
Lamest tie-in yet.
“do I look like I should be driving a horse and buggy?”
LOOK WHAT I HAVE
Is this like being told by Bravo producers that you’re too unlikeable and
unhinged for reality television?
Listen, I am usually pretty good at brushing off the words of an 11-year-old but, you guys, I think she might be a vampire.
<3 <3 <3
The point of this pic was actually to show you the pink stripes in my hair. I’ve had them since early April.
TWO people that I’ve seen multiple times since then just noticed them yesterday for the first time. Huh?
I caught myself yawning by accident. Bonus.
