THERE’S AN ANT
IN MY ROOM
IT WAS ON MY BED
IT’S GIGANTIC
I LIVE ON THE ELEVENTH FUCKING FLOOR
AND I NEVER OPEN MY WINDOW
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
THERE’S AN ANT
IN MY ROOM
IT WAS ON MY BED
IT’S GIGANTIC
I LIVE ON THE ELEVENTH FUCKING FLOOR
AND I NEVER OPEN MY WINDOW
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
In the last 24 hours I have spent a great deal of time outside, reading comics and hanging out with some of my favorite people. I’ve played video games (which I’ve not had much time to do in a while), eaten delicious food that I helped to cook, and consumed prosecco, whiskey, and tequila. I’ve planned a trip to Europe, played drinking games, and been informed that I passed my Senior Exercise. It’s been a really, really good 24 hours.
LOL
omg
I laughed so hard right now.srsly.omg…I need water.
John is blinking S.O.S. in Morse code when he steps out onto the pool deck for the first time.
Three short blinks, three long blinks, three short blinks;
Standard hostage-training procedure in many military units