To the cute guy in front of me on the shuttle texting in French
HAVE MY BABIES
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Hi Tumblr, I'm finally back home from a fun weekend down the Jersey shore with Chris.
Please excuse the spamming of “likes” as I go through all your blogs to see what I missed.
Was there anything important I missed?
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That feeling of betrayal you get when
You’re playing Clue and the person who killed Mr. Body is the character you chose to play as.
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Ask question, get answer
- Niece: Who are you texting?
- Me: ...Uh. My friend Kaya.
- Niece: What are you taking about?
- Me:
- Me: How much we want to fuck a fictional police chief.
- Niece:
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What goes down in church
- Me: Why do we never chant? They always have the option listed, but we never do it. I'm going to chant.
- Mom: Oh, do the Finding Nemo one!
- Me: HA-HO-WA-HEE-HA-HO-HO-HO HA-HO-WA-HEE-HA-HO-HO-HO! Just join in when you feel comfortable.
- Mom: Okay, I'm waiting for the second verse.
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That Akward moment when...
The hamstring curl machine is positioned so your butt is facing the rest of the gym and you can feel all their eyes on you.
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I literally have never been this happy. Seriously.
Seriously. And I thought I couldn’t make myself happy.
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my mom just asked my dog if he has no shame
