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“Porn starts get checked [for STDs] but you go to their site and get a virus, ain’t that some shit?”
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phineaspoe reblogged tilforeverr:
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dementes reblogged isthisblood:
isthisblood:breathsoftruth:yourmumratesme:hystericphenomena:lalady:cocaine-manor:fuckyeahsunnydale
Giles: Magic? Magic is all balderdash and chicanery. I’m afraid we don’t know a bloody thing. Except I seem to be British, don’t I? And a man. With glasses. Well, that narrows it down considerably.
Dawn: I don’t like this.
Buffy: Listen, it’s going to be okay. We’ll take care of each other, okay?
Giles: Yes, we’ll get back our memories and everything will be right as rain.
Spike: Oh listen to Mary Poppins! Got his crust all stiff and upper with that nancy-boy accent. You Englishmen are always so — (hearing himself) Bloody hell. Sodding blimey shagging knickers bollocks — oh no. (horrified) I’m English.
Giles: Welcome to the nancy tribe.
(6.08 Tabula Rasa)
oh boy. the nancy tribe.i laugh so hard everytime i see this.
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dementes reblogged shorterexcerpts:Fights with a 6 year old
sade:
My nephew is sleeping over at my place tonight because my sister took my niece to a dance competition (ugh, I know).
Me: Owen. What movie do you want to see tomorrow?
Owen: AVATARRRRRRRRRRR
Me: No. Next.
Owen: CHRISTMAS CAROL IN 3-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: No.
Owen: TOY STORY IN 3-DEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Ok 1) that’s not even out yet and 2) we’re not seeing anything in 3-D
Owen: ARGH you never want to do anything funnnnnnn, WHYYYY
Me: Because, Owen, I’m an adult. 3-D makes me nauseated, I don’t feel like throwing up all over the person sitting in front of me and you’ll start crying when something jumps out at you.
Owen: DON’T TREAT ME LIKE A BABY OR I’LL NEVER MARRY YOU
Me: WHAT THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE
Owen: ARRRGGGHHH!
But you correctly used “nauseated” instead of “nauseous” which is amazing and worth 1,000 cocktails.
this is so awesome. it’s also generally how my arguments go. finishing with something that makes no sense. while people scratch their head, you can run away giggling. no? just me then.
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2010 is the year that I dedicate to healing myself.
I’ve started making small changes already.
I’ve stopped eating meat. The next step is to find a therapist so that I can get better mentally. Like I said before, I have a lot of baggage that I need to learn to let go of.
I want to start working out regularly. I want to get out of the house more, meet people, do things.
Small steps. I don’t want to get overwhelmed and end up not following through with any of it.
I’ll make myself a list.
Small steps, Shelly. Small steps.
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loveramiss reblogged myidentity:Now accepting applications for friends who are not shitty people.
What a small world! I say inappropriate things as well. I mostly like people’s reactions :)For realz.
Hi! I am not a shitty person. I like to spend time on tumblr and go out for lunch/dinner and get drinks. I also like to say “inappropriate” things frequently. If this interest you, then I can be your new friend.
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The verdict is in:
I’m just going to move closer to my already bad ass tumblr friends.
