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    How to Make Google Translate Beatbox

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    1) Go to translate.google.com

    2) Set the translator to translate German to English.

    3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch.

    4) Click the listen button.

    5) Be amazed.

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    How to break up with your girlfriend

    Breaking up with your girlfriend is a daunting task because it almost always has ramifications. It’s hurtful and nerve-wracking, it’s painful for you, it’s painful for her. She may have been your first love or the person you lost your virginity to (or vice versa). And if you’ve been together a long time or even lived together, you’ve got the division of assets to look forward to. You’re going to have to sit down and figure out who came into the relationship with what and who gets ownership over items that were purchased jointly. Every detail of your lives must be analyzed and sorted, which can be a hard thing to at a time when things are hard enough. Break-ups dredge up some of the most difficult emotions you’ll ever have to live through.

    But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it. Because if you are considering breaking up with your significant other, then it probably means you aren’t happy. And if YOU aren’t happy, then SHE isn’t happy. Unhappiness isn’t healthy, and life is too short to stay in a situation like that.

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    Conquering the past.

    Is it because I continue to hold onto the past that makes me unable to look to the future? I’m so lost and confused right now; and I can’t help, but wonder why? Sure, it might be selfish of me to push you away when I know that you would do anything for me. Trust me, I’d drop anything to come to your side if you ever needed me, too; but there’s something just holding me back right now. I can’t put my finger on it, but it’s stopping me from moving forward. I know you hate me for it because it seems like I don’t care or that I’m cold and I promise that’s not what I’m trying to be. Sure, I come off as unrelenting and it probably hurts you that I’m so adamant on being austere. 

    Somewhere along the line, my love has grown cold… It’s my fault and as much as I’m wanting to revive it, it’ll just have to take some time. I’m sorry you don’t feel loved or embraced by me. I’m sorry that it seems like I’m distant. I remember those promises we made and I’ll take it to my grave because I won’t ever forget. You’re my running river when my world seems empty and dry; you’re my shelter in the tempest, my fort of protection. I just want to be able to give you my all, effortlessly, of course. I don’t even want to have to work on it because I just want it to come naturally. Eventually, Love will raise you up and I won’t let you fall. I just want to be able to love you unconditionally and cherish you for who you are inside and out. 

    Please, have hope. Don’t give up & remain positive.

     
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    Camera Nikon D3s
    ISO 400
    Aperture f/7.1
    Exposure 1/250th
    Focal Length 300mm
     
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    Morning Fluff: It’s a baby-sloth-bathtime-video-needing kind of day.

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    Stealing Something
     
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    That moment when you are trying to cheer up your friend

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