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    My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

    Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
    Brother: that’s not fair
    Mom: DO AS I SAY.
    Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she’s in trouble!!
    Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I’d make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.



    Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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    vvvivacious:

    It’s a penguin. With a penguin backpack.

     

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    • Interviewer: What album would you recommend to a friend?
    • Matt Bellamy: *turns to best friend Tom* What album would you give me as a present? He says he'd give me The Temptation because they have lots of soul and I have no soul!
     
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    JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

    The text reads: 

    “First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

    HELL TO THE MUTHAFUCKIN YES.

    I love that JC penny’s, a random ass department store that is building and sailing a ship of pro gay wonder.

     
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    Something Borrowed - Miss New Booty scene

     
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