Eat whatever you want as long as you’re happy. And I’m happy. But still. There’s an abandoned, involuntary-reaction file folder in my head with this title on it: STUFF I WOULD EAT IF I ATE MEAT. Consider it a new feature for the Dark Rye Tumblr.
I hope you like it. Or put it this way: like it for me. I’d lean in and take a deep inhale from the front of your shirt after this. Drippy juicy childhood memories except with sugared onions because sugared onions make sinners of saints.
It’s time to pay a visit to the Department of Awesome Mimicry where we’ll meet the Lygodium Spider Moth (Siamusotima aranea). Discovered in Thailand in 2005, this clever creature evolved markings on its wings that give it the impressively convincing appearance of being a spindly, orange spider. The markings deter predators and, now that it’s been discovered by humans, probably many arachnophobes as well.