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the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogged andallthatfunstuff:
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the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogged lolsofunny:
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funniest10k reblogged the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Coolest birthday card ever.
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the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogged fattynunchucks:
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Spongebob has taught me so many lessons:
- The meaning of the word “debauchery”
- It’s illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets
- How to tie my shoes
- Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was #1
- I’m ugly and I’m proud of it
- The
customermoney is always right! - It is possible for a crab to have a whale for a daughter
- Poop = People Order Our Patties
- Evil = Every Villain is Lemons
- If you procrastinate, your house will burn down
- The safest place to be is indoors
- Elephants = Giraffes
- You can set fires underwater
- You can drown in a lagoon underwater
- You can listen to music with your eyes
- You can take baths underwater
- It snows underwater
- Mayonnaise is not an instrument
- Neither is horse radish
- People talk loud when they wanna act smart
- It is possible to die in a marching band accident
- It’s possible to be the least productive, most pessimistic, rude, lazy worker and still have a job
- You can make someone’s burger a fried boot and not get fired
- The magic conch shell knows everything
- Wumbo is an actual word
- Insulting a man’s ship is worse than insulting his mother
- FUN = friends who do stuff together, u and me, anywhere and anytime at all
- How to blow a bubble
- It is possible to memorize an entire episode of quotes
- There is no difference between Texas and stupidity
- The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time
- Never forget to put pickles on a burger
- You can learn a lot from ripping your pants
- How to take the lid off of a jar
- There was an ugly barnacle who was so ugly that everyone died
- 25 > 24
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wowfunniestposts reblogged let-go-of-past:
- Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
- Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
- Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
- Obama: Supports gay marriage.
- Obama: Education for all!
- Obama: Universal healthcare!
- Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
- Americans: You're destroying this country.
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Just Will Ferrell kicking the winning goal in the World Cup. Don’t tell me it didn’t happen.
