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“Why would we voluntarily increase our reliance on expensive, scarce wireless bandwidth delivered by abusive thugs when we are awash in cheap, commodity storage that grows cheaper every day and which we can buy from hundreds of manufacturers and thousands of retailers?”
“Hard problems can’t be solved with technical denialism.”
Isn’t it fairly hardcore denialism to suggest our wireless bandwidth won’t get better?
One way or another we will have access to much faster wireless internet speeds. It’s also not going to keep getting more expensive. Sure, we’re going to take it on the chin for the next couple of years… but bandwidth will not be a limiting factor.
The denialism comes from thinking that perfect, ubiquitous streaming would stop people from wanting to acquire things for their personal collections. It’s human nature to horde and collect things and even be defined by them, and I don’t think that’s going to change anytime soon.
There are plenty of technical points of debate, but I liked this article because it underscored the fact that the real problem is a human one. Wireless utopia aside, I don’t want all my music somewhere “out there” where it can be metered, censored, altered, or confiscated at a whim.
Our hoarding instinct serves us well. Amazon’s remote deletion of 1984 absolutely chilled me, but it was also an excellent reminder that the cloud centralizes influence just as efficiently as it distributes technical failure. Insanely cheap storage is an arrow in our quiver against that centralization.
Truly ubiquitous wireless access will be awesome, but it’s never going to replace the books on my shelf or the mp3s on my hard disk. “Having” something is just as much about practical convenience as it is about personal identity and civil liberty.
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stray bullets
The Genetics of Poetry: An Interview with Andrei Codrescu (via)
All That by David Foster Wallace (via)
Words and Movies by Stanley Kubrick (via)
To Build A Fire by Jack London (thanks)
How to Master the Art of Haggling
Please ignore this awesome list of paradoxes! (via)
viddy: Angelo Badalamenti explains how he wrote the Twin Peaks Love Theme on an old Fender Rhodes sitting alongside David Lynch
listen: H.G. Wells interviewed by Orson Welles, 1940
Word Spy: drive-by porn n. Sexually explicit images viewable on a video screen in a nearby vehicle.
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Art Garfunkel’s website has an entire section dedicated to cataloging every book he’s read since 1968, as of September he’s at 1080 and counting.
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R. Kelly - “Pregnant” (featuring Tyrese, Robin Thicke, and The-Dream)
Speaking of hypercamp! (Which I pretty much just stole from Matthew’s Lady GaGa post anyway.) I’m not going to spoil the first line of this song for you, just encourage you to listen to it. I may have to sue Kells for productivity loss if I don’t get these papers graded tonight.
ONE-LISTEN VERDICT: I’m not going to pretend to have listened to more than two full R. Kelly album in my life (to my shame, but there seemed to be more than enough to dig into just with the singles), so I can’t make any valid comparisons here really, but: this is a very good album. It starts weird, with a song that is mostly rapping for the first two-thirds, and then a kinda weak one named “Exit,” but then it’s the yodeling song and a song called “Bangin’ the Headboard,” and Kells is pretty much in his zone from then on except for maybe the next-to-last song, a token straight ballad called “Elsewhere.” The use of echo’ed Autotune is definitely jarring for a bit, given how expressive Kells’ raw voice is, but it lightens up as the album proceeds and you start to see his musical reasons for using it, especially with the backup vocals. The production is either outstanding, especially a filter-disco song actually called “Be My #2,” or stays out of the way so Kells can do his thing. If there’s a progression, it’s from relatively straightforward to completely bananas, with the aforementioned (and only implicitly ridiculous) “Bangin’” leading into “Go Low,” a lengthy metaphor comparing oral sex with professional sports, and thence to “Whole Lotta Kisses,” which ends with Kells yelling “Open up your legs, girl, I wanna kiss you in your private spot!” It just ramps up from there, and by the end of the album he’s verbally approximating the sound of texting for an entire track (“Text Me”), telling a woman that “there’s something church about you” (“Religious”), and then…well, the above track ends the album, which should tell you all you need to know once you’ve heard it.
A good R. Kelly song is always appreciated, but in terms of R&B, it’s a little out-of-place now. His wild inventiveness was just what we needed a few years ago, but there’s such a plethora now of albums that are entertaining and witty but also personal and moving that his ridiculousness might seem a little hollow, though no less enjoyable. The-Dream’s verse here is a good example: Kells’ verses will make you bust out laughing multiple times, but Dream’s is much more evocative. Of course, he still has something to prove, whereas Kells doesn’t have to do anything other than be Kells. And that’s what he does on Untitled. Put it on at your Thanksgiving dinner and see what happens!
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petervidani reblogged davidkaneda:“Tweetie 2 simply took this idea from Tweetie 1, that reloading was simply “loading newer”, and “loading newer” put new messages at the top of the list… and activated the action based on a finger motion that you were already doing. Why make the user stop scrolling, lift their finger, then tap a button? Why not have them continue the gesture that they are already in the process of making? When I want to see newer stuff, I scroll up. So I made scrolling itself the gesture.”
— Loren Brichter, Tweetie Reloaded: An Interview with Loren Brichter -
Tumblrs tend to treat design as an afterthought
Nearly every Tumblr blog is a clone with an unaltered theme that looks 100% identical to thousands of other blogs. It’s really odd when you think about it, considering how many Tumblr posts are about art/fonts/design/etc. This sort of thing makes sense on platforms like Livejournal, where all designs are notably vanilla to begin with. It’s baffling to see it on Tumblr, where themes are considerably more sophisticated. I’m constantly reading one friend’s Tumblr under the false assumption that I’m reading another’s. It’s a daily occurrence.
My blog might not be the prettiest thing in the world, but it’s mine. And that’s important to me. I’m surprised that few others seem to feel the same way.
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Words That We, As An Internet, Have Overused And Are No Longer Permitted To Use
- media
- brand
- trend (as a verb, incl. “trending”)
- invite (as a noun, thanks — “invitation” is permitted)
This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Veruca Salt - Seether





