even though i woke up in a terrible mood, i have cute friends that made my birthday fun. my mommy and daddy are cute too. <3
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drinkyourjuice reblogged suckafuck:
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Bitch, I said if you do coke *I* could party all night! This is kinda like the best ad for coke I’ve ever seen. It starts off right, but nobody really goes to the emergency room from coke… maybe freshmen.
Sorry guys. Now that I do coke you can only pick me up at my mom’s house in a white limo.
Also, why is she at the emergency room? What are her symptoms? Crying?
Walk it off.
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i got accepted to UMASS Amherst today =)
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I could write a novel trying to explain to you how sexy English accents are to me, and you still could not possibly understand.
All of them. All parts of England. All the different accents.
Every. single. one. is. so. sexy. I. can’t. even.
UGH.
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GOBBLE THE MALIBU BABY I DONT MEAN TO STARTLE YOU WE DO WHAT WE GOTTA DO TO GET THE PARTY INSIDE OF YOU
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Dear Gods
you’ve been pretty good these days. And now there’s a snow storm starting Saturday night? Wow. Thanks dude. And I didn’t even ask for that yet, you’re on a roll surprising me like that.
Now I just want to ask for a favor. Can you maybe make it snow on dem hoes on Sunday instead?
and while you’re still granting wishes
can you maybe take care of this as well? Cuz apparently you must of missed that one -
deadlypotato reblogged pickandroll:
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Shaq just hit a half court buzzer beater against me
fuck this game I’ma go play checkers with myself instead
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imesta reblogged nathanprodi:
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