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There’s nothing to drink in my house except alcohol. I refuse to drink water, that’s just what society wants me to do. Therefore through no fault of my own I will just have to get drunk.

I feel out of touch with modern day dating. I know I sound about 65 when I’m really 21 and should be totally down with the whole dating scene but hey. The people I know who are in relationships just seem to argue with their partner and have ‘drama’ all the fucking time. Am I being too idealistic to think relationships should be relatively drama and argument free, otherwise why bother?

Hi I’m Monique, and I made the crucial error of posting something nasty about my boyfriend when he left his tumblr logged on and I borrowed his laptop, to then only do the same and leave my tumblr logged in when I gave it him back.
This is because I am a total plum and should bow down to his superior intellect.

He is also, so obviously cooler than me.

Apparently I should tone down my ‘sick’ immature sense of humour if I ever want to attract a guy. Wow, there’s so much wrong with that statement and so many responses I could give. Who says I’d want to go out with someone who didn’t like me for myself and wanted me to change, also why should attracting a guy be my main focus in life?
I just responded with “What are you saying? Boys don’t like jokes about necrophilia?”

Yeah..I’m happy as I am.

Pizza Pizza Pizza. I just ordered pizza. I’m excited.