My mom is seriously awesome. She made me cry and then laugh in the span of two minutes.
- Me: I just feel like I made the same mistake all over again.
- Mom: I don't think that's true.
- Me: Did I not just...rearrange my entire life for a dude? I'm pretty sure that, at the heart of this, that's what I did.
- Mom: Maybe you did. But you know what? You are on your own down there. You can make it on your own and you can do it for you. It's one city on one point on the map. Do what you need to, to create a life for yourself, and then take the next step. It's just the bottom rung of a very, very long ladder.
- Me: I really don't know how.
- Mom: Of course not. But, you're my strong baby, you'll figure it out. I know you're going to do great things.
- Me: You can tell me I'm your favorite. I won't tell the others.
- Mom: I love all my children equally. *long pause* I don't care for GOB.
- Me: I'm telling the internet about this.
