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    Lol my best friend Sharon went with me & my buddy Jake! I promise I didn’t cry :)

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      ibrokethestars:

      yaygocats:

      discomplete:

      “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

      “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

      “i want to wear shorts but apparently it will give all males in a 20 mile radius a raging boner so school said i couldn’t” the trilogy

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          niallhortonhearsawho:

          a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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            Camera iPhone 3GS
            ISO 80
            Aperture f/2.8
            Exposure 1/15th
            Focal Length 3mm

            My roll dawg. 

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                    Fun fact: When this was filmed, the explosion didn’t go off at the right time but was delayed by a second or two, so Heath Ledger’s reaction is completely real.

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                      psychoticmist:

                      if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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