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So Kapi, right, this guy is a bit drunk, ok? And I’m talking to him on IM and he goes “you know what’s awesome? making out. just saying.” And I’m like “heck yeah it is” and I’m thinking, shit, it’s Friday, I have no plans, I totally want to make out with someone, but not like, a rando or anything. So I calls up these two dudes that I was sort of hanging out with but not because they are jackwads and I had made this pact with myself to like, never call them, let them call me because fuck them, right? But god damn Kapi over here planted the seed in my head and I called and neither of those dickholes answered so now I’m losing because I called last! I gave in.

This is how Kapi is ruining my life.

So last night I went and saw Faith Healer at the Guthrie.  I was so excited because I really enjoy the Guthrie so much, and with Joe Dowling as director and actor, I honestly thought I couldn’t go wrong.

I was mistaken.

You guys, this play was SO BORING!!!  It’s a 3 person play and each person takes a turn on stage alone delivering, like, a 30 minute monologue — each of them telling different sides of the same story.

7 of us attended this show.  Every single one of us fell asleep at some point.  EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.  It was THAT boring!!  And what’s most embarrassing is that we weren’t even subtle.  I’m pretty sure I was draped over my chair and stretched out into the aisle at some point.

At least we were all in the front two rows…

But don’t worry, it wasn’t in the center.  We were to the left of the stage.  Still.  It was the front two rows.

Basically, what I’ve learned from this, is that I have no class and can’t be taken anywhere.  And neither can my friends.

Like Taylor Swift, I also enjoy the city.

See you in a few hours!