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For a while now I have thought of starting a blog.  After many months of considering this I presented this idea to several of my friends (shout out to Natalie, Rachel, and Kimberly) (I like when I get shout outs, especially when it is deserved, so shout outs shall be given through out my blog, plus this is my blog and I can do whatever I want (I like the power, shocking I know)), and there was an overwhelming agreement that I should. So here we are; that is how this lovely blog came to be.

Where to begin?

That is the question.  Be prepared for sarcasm, honesty, and everything in between.  Fear it. Love it. 

P.S.

There was also encouragement and agreement that I should have another blog (2 blogs!).  I didn’t know that this was allowed.  So be on the look out for another blog by yours truly.  The content is a surprise for those that were not present today.  Get excited! It will be mind blowing ( I seriously need a sarcasm font).

the bachelorette is back! and since i am currently job-less and school-less, so is my weekly commentary!

i’m at home, and all my mom and sister can talk about is how much they hate (i repeat: HATE) emily. and even though i certainly don’t feel that strongly, i also don’t like her quite as much as most bachelor/ette viewers seem to. but hey, it’s drama, it’s entertainment, it’s my fave tv show, so let’s get this party started! here goes…

• this child is cute and the story is very sad, but for the love of all that is holy, what an unfortunate name.
• i just keep thinking what if emily was your mom??
• brad -___-
• annie downs, who spoke at the wesley women’s conference, just tweeted this. lololol.
• chris harrison i love you and i will shout it from the rooftops!!!
• kalon (??) used to be a “womanizer.” …#okcool
• augusta, georgia! gotta root for the peach state!
• tony. the thumbs. dear lord, not the thumbs.
• larone, a direct product of the bachelorette lawsuit. sorry, i had to say it.
• “i’m david, i’m 32, i live in new york city, and i’m a singer/songwriter.” dad: “ugh of course you are.”
• charlie, you are cute and so is your dog. <3
• text from sarah (on jef): “i like this hipster kid.” of course you do, sarah. of course you do. also, text from haley: “i am in love with that skateboarder.” is this our season’s new heartthrob?? also, does anyone else think he might be mormon??
• a race car driver! these producers are evil geniuses! #drama #feelings
• “to be honest, i don’t want to talk about that anymore.” THANK YOU EMILY.
• i can NOT even deal with these guys kissing her on the hand. sick.
• on a sincere note, emily is the definition of charming when dealing with actual nice guys and complete tools, so that’s a great quality for her.
• fabio! what are you doing here?
• favorite entrances: sean, doug, charlie, nate, brent, ryan
• least favorite entrances: biology teacher, mc guy, “prince charming,” grandma, egg guy, helicopter
• nicole: “emily (roommate) just texted me and asked what social work says about bobble-head role plays.” HAHAHA DYING. #sowkjokes
• i hate myself for this, but i kind of like jef.
• doug! so cute! with the letter!
• text from sarah: “the incredible hulk needs to get out of here.” lolz.
• even though his name is arie and i know he was put on the show solely for drama, he seems pretty nice.
• and doug gets the first impression rose! excellent choice, emily!
• alright i’m bored and i don’t remember most of these guys so let me fast-forward through the rose ceremony and get to the season’s previews. looks like #drama! love it.

that’s a wrap! sorry it wasn’t funnier. my early picks for this season are: #1 doug, #2 charlie, #3 jef. excited to see what #rosedrama will unfold next week! over and out.