Two good songs to sing in your head to get the right tempo for chest compressions when you are performing CPR:
(From the Radiolab short, Stayin’ Alive)
A man goes to his doctor and tells him, “I’ve had the song ‘What’s New Pussycat’ stuck in my head for weeks, and it’s driving me crazy.”
The doctor says, “Well, I think you may have Tom Jones disease.”
The man says, “I’ve never heard of that. Is it rare?”
The doctor says, “It’s not unusual.”
This Is Unsettlingly Hilarious, You Should Watch It of the Day: Aspiring backing vocalist Mark Atkins lip-sync’s to Leona Lewis’ “Better in Time.”
(NSFW, must be a full moon out tonight.)
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Spot-On Impression of the Day: Stephen Colbert does a (seemingly) extemporaneous impression of a nuclear explosion, which turns out to be one of the funniest things of all time.
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Christmas Tree — Lady GaGa (feat. Space Cowboy)
This is the only Christmas song I want to listen to.
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It’s interesting that when you record all the “ums” and false starts in normal conversations, everyone sounds like a total idiot. When you see it in writing, you wonder, “who the fuck is this idiot, who appears unable to string together a single coherent and grammatical sentence, and whose every uttering is filled with ums and interruptions and false starts?” In fact, it’s you. This is how we speak. Everyone. You and I are that idiot who only gets every other sentence right. Sometimes, when I’m really holed up in my head, in over-analytic hyperintrospective mode, I start noticing that half of what I say is ungrammatical, and half of what everyone else says is ungrammatical too, and I get even more distracted as my mind loops further and further, and I suddenly have to think not only of all the other irrelevant things I’m thinking of, but also about whether what I’m about to say actually makes grammatical sense (in my native language!). I suppose the lesson here is just chill, dude.
